Rover has to go around valley on its way to Mount Sharp due to treacherous sand. It has also discovered what looks to be a "thighbone" on Mars.
I'm sure it is a rock - the shape of which I personally have never seen before, but it must be a rock.
Hey, they've been chasing a comet that looks like a duck for ten years. Nothing surprises me anymore. Except the Spanish Inquisition, of course.
It's ok, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. I'm at a loss to peg the Pythagorean reference though. Something to do with beans?
Unless Pythagoras had something to say about the coefficient of friction, the title is a non sequitur.
The Pythagorean theorem is useful for determining the length of the hypotenuse. Not so much when you need to describe spinning your wheels. But whatever floats your boat, Archimedes.
Just accept the fact that you're old, out-of-touch and that the world no longer has to conform to your whimsies.