Dad put baby girl in freezer to stop her crying

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  1. Will Power

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    http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo...-baby-girl-in-freezer-to-stop-her-4555237.php

    TACOMA, Wash. --

    The man who allegedly put his 6-week-old daughter in the freezer to stop her from crying also tried to stop the baby's mother from calling 911, according to charges filed Tuesday.

    Roy resident Tyler Deutsch, 25, has been charged with assault of a child, criminal mistreatment and interfering with the reporting of domestic violence for the incident that happened over the weekend.

    According to the Pierce County Prosecutor's Office, Deutsch was tired and his baby was crying, so he put her in the freezer, wearing only a diaper, with some frozen cauliflower and a bag of ice and then fell asleep.

    Deutsch was awakened when the baby's mother arrived back at the couple's trailer and pulled his daughter out of the freezer, according to charges. The baby had blistered skin and a body temperature of 84 degrees after spending an hour in the freezer.

    According to the Prosecutor's Office, the baby's mother tried to call 911 but Deutsch took the phone away from her because he didn't want to get in trouble. The mother was able to leave the trailer and get a neighbor to call for help.

    "This is one of those crimes that defy understanding," Pierce County Prosecutor Mark Lindquist said in a press release. "Our prayers are with the baby."

    The baby, who also had a broken arm and leg and a head injury, is expected to survive, though complications are possible.

    A thermometer inside the freezer registered a temperature of 10 degrees.
    Deutsch will be in court Tuesday afternoon.
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    Technically, it did work. But I would not recommend this method.
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Man, that has comic book origin story written all over it.

    "...and she grew up to become...The Refrigerator-nator!".
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    Technically speaking that could work at stopping her from crying (forever) but it's not a very good solution nor even a semi-intelligent one.
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    Something I've never understood . . . when kittens or puppies or chicks cry, it's adorable and you want to pay attention to them, but when human offspring cry it's annoying as hell. WTF Mother Nature?!?
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    If the cops immediately emptied every round in their weapons into his extremities and then let him bleed out they would be my hero.
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  9. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    that actually makes a lot of sense if you think it through...
    and haven't contributed to the overpopulation of the planet
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    The evolutionary purpose of an infant crying is to get the attention of adult members of the same species. So kittens don't need to provoke any particular reaction in humans.
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    Put a bullet through this fucko's head. No rehabilitation is possible.
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    If this were an action movie the star would open up the freezer, see the baby, and say "ice to meet you" in a deadpan manner.
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    I say that dad should get the same "treatment" he gave his daughter. :mad:
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    When a human baby is crying that annoyance means people will go out of their way to try and stop it crying.
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    The cries from kittens, puppies and chicks aren't adorable, most folks (hopefully) don't like hearing an animal in distress

    Kittens, puppies and chicks can all be quite annoying as well, and people have gone out of their way to silence them.
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    MythBusters idea! Plus any episode with kittens would be awesome. :facts:
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    Part of the reason human babies are annoying: Decible output. They are louder (and more shrill!) than puppies and kittens.
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    Hey I'm not judging.

    Ever see American Hoggers? How repellent is the sound of a wild boar in distress?
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    Awful. I'd want to put it in my freezer.
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    I can make the "deer bleat" sound with my mouth well enough to stop deer.
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    Naked. With aircon directed into the cell and turned on full blast 24/7. And no blankets.
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    AWESOME! I bet sleep deprivation/exhaustion would take him out before hypothermia. I know I can't sleep when I'm cold.

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    If this were a CSI Miami episode, David Caruso would pull out his sunglasses and unfold them, say "I guess he thought she needed to..." (puts glasses on) "...Chill out."
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    Okay, this explains everything.
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    Damn, that's pretty cold.
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    I'll be honest with you, I'm in favor of capitol punishment in theory. I just can't cotton the idea of putting an innocent person to death, so I choose to be anti-capitol punishment. But, it's really hard for me in cases like this where the perpetrator is quite clearly guilty. Especially, and doubly so, when it's one of my hot button issues. Namely someone that would harm a small child or the defenseless and infirm elderly.
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