Declaration of Independence

I hereby renounce my American citizenship, and declare that I am taking my property with me out of the union. The sovereign territory of New Delaware in both California and Washington State, thus, is no long subject to the hegemony of the Fifty.

Good luck convincing anyone of that. Skin will keep an eye out for you and the BATFE on CNN.

New Delaware's independence does not depend on the recognition of third parties. Iran does not recognise Israel, yet would you insist that Israel does not exist?

Iran can't send a single three-man team into Israel's apartment and drag Israel away in zip-ties.

Neither can America. New Delaware doesn't have any apartments.

And why should anyone care about a Cosmo subscription and a rusty iron dildo?

Hey, they've plenty of sentimental value.

So, same reason your mother kept the scalpel that was used to cut your umbilical cord, then? Never mind the fact that she keeps it in her pocket, gently and lovingly stroking it with her thumb while she stares icily at you across the dining room table every night at dinner.

I don't have a mother.

All the more reason why the woman who reared you would slit your throat with that scalpel while wearing a peaceful and contented smile, and then sleep better than night than she has in almost 20 years.

I reared myself.

Not that we cared, but... kinky.

You would be into that. Sick fuck.

Skin's not, not a bit. Skin's got his freaky deviant kink, and that ain't it. But yours... well, shit, you make Skin look like a goddamn Puritan.

No arguing with that, Delaware's libido is pretty insane.

Raise your hand if you didn't see this thread coming at all.

Raise your hand if you're really pissed that it brought back Aquehonga.

Actually that was Sapcetukey's thread.

You were hatched from an egg?

Well, he does resemble something that came out of a chicken's ass.

'What came first, the chicken or Delaware's egg?'

Skin's pretty sure that what we're all trying to say is...

So long and fuck off, faggot. You will not be missed.

worth repeating

How does that work?

I'm pretty sure that the answer to your question is one of the reasons cited for making human cloning illegal . . .

Lots of rebellion, independence, complete lack of any emotional bond with spawners. Didn't work out very well, obviously.

What? No one's brought up a Civil War / Butcher Abe reference? I guess when we're talking about Delaware leaving, no one's got a problem.

I can't see the strategic value in keeping any of them.