Defense of Traffic Act

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  1. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    Instead of picking on gays, here's something that could benefit all of us:

    Defense of Traffic Act:

    Any construction that requires the closure or partial closure of any road or highway shall be done between the hours of 10 pm and 5 am.

    Violation of this act shall be punishable by death.

    What say you?
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  2. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    After driving thru some constrution this morning, I saw a sign that said "END CONSTRUCTION".

    I agree.
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    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    With the result being that the restricted hours (non-daylight ones no less) make the project take that much longer to complete.

    No thanks, I'll deal with them while they're there and let them start and finish it as promptly as possible.
  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I'd still like to know why it's taking the Nutley/Clifton road departments three months to do whatever they're doing to River road. Getting sick of the orange cones and steel plates.
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  5. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Orange road cones let me know when winter is over. Do you really want to take that away from me?
  6. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    They seem to grow here in winter too!
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Agreed, but then all those daylight hours would be going to waste.

    All major road construction projects should be shift work, 24 hours a day 7 days a week until the project is completed.

    We have a couple of projects here that have been under construction for nearly ten years and they're just now starting to finish them. :bang:
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  8. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    In light of recent local events, I'd prefer that construction and repair work on infrastructure not be done in the dark :soma:
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    With the arc lights they use, they're working in what's virtually normal daylight anyway... :garamet:
    This is definitely far too sensible an idea ever to occur to a politician.
  10. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Was it 5 or BL 80?
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    As promptly as possible?! :rotfl: That's a good one marathon! :rofl:
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    Xerafin Unmoderated & off-center

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    I-35! :ualbert:
  13. Archangel

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    I vote we get rid of all the unnecessary pork barral construction projects...that would solve 99% of the problem.
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  14. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    You think that altering the construction schedule to seven hours of darkness a day will change that for the better? :blink:
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    On the busier highways here in California, they're already working at night.

    I want to expand this everywhere. For example, the road I live off of was a two lane country road until Sacramento suddenly bloomed northward. In the last two years what used to be rice fields are now houses, as far as the eye could see.

    Now that road is closed off at three different locations due to construction, with no real alternate route available.

    There's NO reason they couldn't be doing this stuff at night. Traffic here in Sac is already nasty during rush hour. Someone sneezes on I-5 or I-80 and all of the Central Valley locks up. Now they have to fuckup the side roads as well?
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    Leaving aside the fact that, while accurate, that sounds just wrong... :whacko:
    I say again: arc lights.
  17. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    But then you get people complaining about noise.

    Archangel's right. We should let the roads disintegrate.

    Ten, nine, eight...
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    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    I think he's talking about seven hours of work per day, which would happen under my proposal.

    I'm sure they could actually manage it if the workers actually, you know, worked instead of standing around.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Vis-a-vis any road crew I've ever seen, that's a pretty big "if."
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    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    I wouldn't want an overpass worked on only in the dark (even a "lit" dark) any more than I'd want a building constructed in the dark.
  21. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Y'know, they've invented these things called lightbulbs.
    :flow:
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  22. Cervantes

    Cervantes Fighting windmills

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    And yet they seem to manage such feats just fine in my area...

    Haven't had any bridges collapse in MY state, after all. How about you?
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    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    Yes they have.

    So why not just change the work schedule of everyone contributing to rush hour to nightshifts instead? :think:
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Because we all know how brightly the sun shines underneath an overpass -! :soma:
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    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    Yes...after it's built :soma:
  26. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    The sun shines *under* an overpass...after it's built...

    Just when I think your posts can't be any further reductio ad absurdem, you find a whole new level...
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    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    The idea that someone would propose to alleviate their inconvenience by turning someone else's schedule upside down, as this thread does, gets the replies it deserves :soma:
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  28. Cervantes

    Cervantes Fighting windmills

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    Yet, oddly, such a thing is done here in Florida without any trouble.

    Explanation?
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Love how you're always the judgmental arbiter of what people have coming, yet act so cute and passive about it.
    :diacanu:
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    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    Arrogance indulged. I never said it didn't happen :soma: