I like the one about apathy: "If we ignore the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us." I say that at work a lot.
Bitterness: Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of really... sweet... dreams.
I've been to their warehouse and interviewed the owner/founder. They're located in a warehouse across the interstate from downtown Austin.
I've had their catalog in my desk draw for several years now. Love to browse thru it when I'm starting to feel any actual caring about my job.