Dickynoo is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

If you want to doom Diacanu, you'll have to outlaw masturbation and put him under 24 hour armed guard.

So, we need to encourage teens to have sex?


(Wait, what am I thinking, we don't need to encourage anything...)

I wonder what the abstinence-only and purity ring folks
think about this? Probably dismiss it as Satanic liberal propaganda...

hatred shouldn't haved stopped you boning them - it just makes the look on their face, when you slip it up her ass for the money shot, all the better.

I was actually a virgin until I was 22.

I had chances before that (though not near as many as most guy, since I [-]was[/-] am a geek and all) but I waited because I wanted it to be with someone I loved and wanted it to be "special" and all and not just a one night stand kind of thing like most my offers would have been.

And it was. And mostly I am glad I waited, but another part of my laments my wasted youthful sexual energy.

*sigh*

Thinking back, it would have been nice if I hadn't have been so uptight and would have banged a few of my hot young teenage friends. Since now, I'm too old to band hot young (tight) teenage girls...

*sigh*