Did gul fall into the Goatse?

Did @gul meet his end by falling into the Goatse oblivion?

I have no idea what a Goatse oblivion is, but apparently it can't be beneficial. Thus the only logical answer is "no, but baba did".

@oldfella1962
You should Google it. I think you’d like it.

I did but all I could gather was something about the Magic game.

@gul drank a bottle of tainted Sam Adams and fell off the Bunker Hill Bridge to his death.

Point of order: Is there Sam Adams that ISN'T tainted?

Surveillance footage has been released of @gul's final moments.

Did you just get AOL 5.0 this week or something?

@oldfella1962 might be more familiar with the Lemon Party.

I HATE when that happens!

Additional footage has been found of @gul just before the fatal Sam Adams incident:

Yeah... thanks for that.

I have reached out to @gul and everything said here is true.

Unfortunately he has lost the password to the yahoo account that his Wordforge account is attached to so can’t get his pw reset to come here and elaborate on his goatse, lemon party and blue waffle adventures, but know he has been made aware of this thread and is watching.

Now that you've got one, you should collect the rest of the Unholy Trinity

Goatse... two girls one cup...

I'm afraid to ask about the third...

Nono, I mean the original UT.

The Unholy Trinity:

Goatse
Tubgirl
Lemon Party

Get to Googling those, @oldfella1962.

Lemon Party's worthy, but not part of the UT. Harlequin Fetus is the third.

No, this is the third one.

Tubgirl is the worst of those.

Just...

...jesus...

Was it you or Nid that graced Lonaf with the UT? Feels like it was Nid.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!!

Hi, welcome to the Internet. You must be new here.

I don't think it was me.

What? You never looked for things like this?

Or this?

What the shit

Note to self: Avoid Random thread until @Tuckerfan comes to his senses/stops trying to be "edgy."