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Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by EzriTorres, Oct 8, 2011.

  1. EzriTorres

    EzriTorres Probably a Dual

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    We have a huge problem with magpies. Poison isn't really an option. I asked to start doing target practicing with the 22 and then realized, um..yah I can't really shoot that at the truck.

    So hello pellet gun :tasvir: It has been 20 years since I've shot a firearm but eventually I'll get one of the little bastards :devil: (where's a gunslinging girlie icon when you need one)
  2. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Can't you just get an owl decoy or something?


    Then you can hide behind it when you shoot them.
  3. EzriTorres

    EzriTorres Probably a Dual

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    Its in our yard. They go after our garbage (because for some inexplicable reason the daily drive by the garbage bins with the truck on the way to work means it has to sit there until days off). There's lot of things to hide behind but since I have the kids I'll just pop them out of our living room window.

    Its a pellet gun. We live in redneck country.
  4. EzriTorres

    EzriTorres Probably a Dual

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    Well ok maybe I won't from the window, but the impulse is there.
  5. Donovan

    Donovan Fresh Meat

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    Even better than a pellet gun is a wrist rocket. Much more entertaining and you can shoot them with anything from pebbles to old cigarette butts. We used to have a good old time with peanuts and the pigeons in Vegas...

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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Magpies......about the size of a crow? I think I saw a magpie in Korea once, dead. Supposedly that is bad luck, but my luck soon after was actually awesomely good. Go figure!

    We had ravens in Wisconsin...bigger than crows, and didn't come around humans too often...they were deep woods versus farmlands like the crows.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Chuck Go Giants!

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  9. EzriTorres

    EzriTorres Probably a Dual

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    That word thread is too funny lmao
    The size of a crow and black and white yah. We are deep woods north :) I don't know about bad luck I just know that they are really freaking annoying (and before you ask why I don't just take it to the bins, the extra truck is broken right now and only leave the farm once a week so you would think I would welcome a trip off, but its on the bottom of my to-do list)
  10. EzriTorres

    EzriTorres Probably a Dual

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    My god I've gone to the dark side, would rather just shoot them than start up a vehicle and drive 20 minutes. Wow....
  11. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    So? Who doesn't like the feeling of a gun in their hands? Just think of it as target shooting, which trumps starting up dead vehicles!