Dream Analysis - Touchy Subject Perhaps

Last night, I dreamed that I was a teenager and I caught some kind of virus. This affliction turned me into a female. I went to school the next day and needless to say, things were awkward.

Part of the dream involved a dancing steak (irrelevant) but my main concern in the dream was that I was dressed ugly. People were also very insistent that I had to pierce my ears, which I was ambivalent about.

What does this mean?

I dreamed a girl at work was giving me a full-contact massage. I think it means I want to fuck her.

Dream symbolism is usually straightforward like that.

You'll be dead in five days.

And your killer will be rotating you on a open fire spit.

You are the dancing steak.

You dreamed you turned into Tererun? That's no dream it's a freaking nightmare....

I can understand how turning into someone with an IQ high enough to understand the bleakness of your existence might be frightening, D.

I mean, even my dog looks sad reading your Blue Room thread.

If you really want to play this game, the two central questions are:

Why did you like it?

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think if the steak?

As if being your dog wasn't sad enough...

Dreams are just the screensaver your brain runs while doing a defrag and malware cleanse.
Pay them no heed.
Except maybe as novel fodder, if that's your thing.

I don't know that I liked it. I don't display a lot of superficial female qualities. It didn't turn me on or anything.

When I think of the steak, I think why is a raw steak dancing? I don't believe that was relevant.

Dreams are unforced perceptions. All dreams, even the worst nightmares, can only happen to us if at least one part of us desires them. So think about it again: in what way did you like the dream?

You know the codes in GTA that can turn you into the other character sprites, including the girls?
Same thing.
Your character sprite got swapped with one of the generic female extras.

The dancing steak was probably a similar character fusion.

Corrupted data you were cleaning out, nothing more.

I like the idea of being pretty. It's the polar opposite of my current existence.

You'll never be my dog, dawg.

Even if you are small, hairy and fart a lot. He's faithful and at least able to stop licking his own dick long enough to do something useful.

Well, maybe you're a transvestite or a transgender.
Or, maybe somewhere in the middle on the David Bowie spectrum.
Try it out, see how it goes.

I've seen Labyrinth. Ain't no way Bowie is transgender unless the surgeon only had horse cocks that day.

I don't have any desire to actually be a woman. I'm me. But the experience of being a woman would be interesting. Like in a Quantum Leap sort of experience.

There you go then!

Like lick yours obviously.

you should turn your dream into a movie! Getting a virus is a twist on getting hit by lightning and having an identity switch-er-roo!

well that's depressing.

Last night I dreamt I took a physical assessment test, part of it was doing a mile run. I think the test was part of a entrance exam, qualification for a law enforcement job or something.

When I took the mile run, it was supposed to be for female applicants. But I pretended I didn't know that and took the test with the females, and to qualify the females were required to wear workout clothes. For some reason they never brought workout clothes with them, and wound up doing the mile run and their bra and panties.

In the dream, this was like the 30th time I took the physical assessment test.

My thoughts on it, I'm just a fucking pervy bastard.

I keep having erotic dreams about America Ferrera. I mean, she's certainly not unattractive, but... really, brain? Not Selena Gomez or Eva Longoria?

your dream really brings back some mammaries for me: at Fort Rucker Alabama (home of Army Aviation bitches!) we had a cute really busty Latina in our unit.
She was no great runner, so on the PT test 2 mile run she would finish well after all the males and even most of the females. Thus when we finished the run and exited the track to walk around for our "cool down" we got to enjoy the view of her ample.....assets.....bouncing in a vain attempt to free themselves from the cruel bonds of brahood.

Yeah she has a unique look but nothing earth-shaking. Selena or Eva or Arianna Grande on the other hand - while a little off the Latina subject, I mentioned before here on wordforge: not too long ago I had a really hot dream about Gwenyth Paltrow who is maybe not smoking hot but she really brought the sexy in my dream!

I dreamt about this girl a few weeks ago.

This is more or less how I was dressed in the dream.

did you get the stains out of your sheets?

No stains... but I did a girl that looked quite a bit like her. So I guess in my dream she was the girl I was dating, but looked more like this girl.

I had an inception like dream the other day. It was a classic a sci-fi tale of being trapped in a simulation where a company was trying to get information, I eventually woke up from the simulation and realized I was being held by Chinese gangsters who actually wanted information from an an associate of mine and we escaped on a train and hid out in a shady hotel and then I actually woke up. It was very much like Inception.

I'm still in shock that I want to be pretty.