Drive-Thru Crotch?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Clyde, Nov 29, 2012.

  1. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    There are some jobs you just shouldn't be doing

    I ordered some slop from a local drive-thru, drove around to the pick-up window and much to my surprise I was met not with a friendly face but a crotch. Yep, nothing but belt and pockets. The dude must've been over 7'0 tall.

    What the hell man? Nobody wants some anonymous crotch handling their food, heck even a known crotch shouldn't be handling food.

    You're too tall to work the drive-thru window jackass!

    Might as well try being a jockey. :shakefist:
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  2. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    This isn't a thread about apostle's wife?
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  3. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Where'd you get that crazy idea? Sure looks like a thread about his wife to me. :shrug:
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  4. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Really?

    Why don't you vultures stick to insulting apostle instead of some innocent woman who isn't even here to defend herself.
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  5. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    While I appreciate your selective indignation, it's just too hard to take you seriously enough to comply. That is all.
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  6. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Speaking as a tall person, most everything in this world is built with tiny people in mind. When I lived in Italy, I had to remember to duck when going through most doorways. Even when I look for apartments in the States, my two deal breakers are 1) short doorways and 2) shower heads at eye level or lower (I've had to deal with one below shoulder level). My feet and shins dangle off the edge of any bed up to king size. I can't fit my legs into the backseat of most cars. And if I can't get an aisle seat on an airplane, I'm not flying, because fuck being squished between two people on either side of me and the jackass in front who reclines his seat into my knees.

    Also, it's unwise to have an incredibly discriminatory attitude towards a group of people that could easily kick your ass. :P
  7. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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  8. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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  9. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    What's the thought on insulting imaginary people?
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  10. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    This. Near as I can tell apostle didn't like all the jokes about his virginal status and his more general sexual repression and made up a wife to try to get the jokes to stop. That sure seems more likely than someone actually marrying him. :shrug:

    I do apologize, however, for insulting an anonymous seven-foot tall drive-through attendant.
  11. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Of course there's the alternative possibility that she actually is real, in which case Apostle's frequent reporting on their sexual exploits is the real insult to the poor woman.
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  12. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Seconded!

    Seriously, an occasional "I did your mom" might be acceptable, but when you start trolling on spouses and kids, you're going too far. Surely you can find something about apostle to troll him on.
  13. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    He mentioned her in the Red Room. She's fair game.

    Right?
  14. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Just because you can do something, it doesn't mean you should.
  15. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    This is Wordforge. He talked about his wife knowing that there's tons of trolls here who hate him. It's on him.
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  16. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Ya know, we haven't had a good 14thDoctor pedophile thread in awhile. I mean, after all, he was an apologist for Roman Polansky in the Red Room.
  17. John Castle

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    And the poor, innocent trolls have no maturity or capacity for self-restraint?
  18. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    She's not real. No real woman would marry Apostle.
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  19. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    That's what your mom told me. Y'know, last night :diacanu:
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  20. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    You don't seem to always be bothered by such things though. Why the selective response?
  21. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I think we know the answer to that.
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  22. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    She managed to say all that with her mouth full? :chris:
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  23. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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  24. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Go ahead an nuke this fucking thread.

    This is exactly why you won't be seeing new users here.
  25. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Anyone who's put off by the sight of your teeny wienie doesn't belong here, anyway.
  26. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Let me explain something to you since you can't take a hint.

    I don't want to interact with you at all. 95/100 times I scroll right past your worthless weasel garbage.

    You are useless. You are pointless. Nobody loves you. Nobody wants to be around you. You are obnoxious. You are a hack. My highest disrespect of all are for those who can't answer questions directly, and that is your calling card and what you will be remembered for long after you turn to dust (although thread shitting will be a close second).

    Waste your time with someone else that finds your schtick amusing, fresh, or is at least willing to humor you with 2 pages of pointless back-and-forth nonsense.
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  27. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    And yet you can't seem to help yourself.
  28. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    The more important question is, did she swallow? After all, it was full of Vienna Sausages... :chris:
  29. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    OK, who all read the thread title and thought this was a thread about Snooki?
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  30. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    Forgive my curiosity but just how tall are you? :unsure:

    :lol:

    Hey I don't want any trouble!


    Yet regardless of height who wants a face to crotch encounter at a drive-thru window?