Drunk 4 year old steals christmas gifts, then crossdresses!

WTF

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Like Father, Like Son :santa_shocked:

Great story though.

And the prodigal troll returns.

"Kids do things like this and it's out of your control"?

Something smells.

I don't imagine there are a lot of 4 year olds who would voluntarily drink beer. The brains of kids of that age run on a simple basic system, a strong central part of which in regards to food and drink is: Bitter Taste = Do Not Want.

Does she have behavioral health coverage through her insurer? If so this kid needs psychological attention NOW. I'd recommend both cognitive and behavioral therapy. Although, good luck finding a good shrink. The first one I went to, charged me two hundred dollars just to keep telling me in 40 different ways that I need to learn to relax, the second one told me to consult the Bible because I'm going to hell (and NO this was not a religious counselor) this was a licensed psychologist. I got her license yanked for it though.

Good luck finding a decent shrink lady, your kid needs one.

I highly doubt she has a job that offers insurance.

But, it might be "daddy likes beer, I like daddy, must drink beer". or "daddy drank beer, daddy went to jail, if I drink beer I get to see daddy"

I was expecting at least one bad taste Nova joke which we could dogpile negreps on.

WF, you disappoint me

Yeah, but it was Bud Light. Hardly any real taste to it at all.

Given how Budweiser tastes like infected piss at the best of times, I can only imagine the horror of Bud Light.

just add about 30% water and you are there.

Otis...the early years:

BTW this pic of Otis makes him look like Neil Young.