Dumbass Award: Fake Nurse of the Year

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  1. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    I thought about making her a BAMF for the sheer ballsiness, but she stupidly put lives at risk. Plus, if she were a REAL BAMF, she'd have figured out a way to get the banquet paid for.

    So, Fake 'Nurse' Betty, for pretending to be a nurse and inflicting a plague of 'Nurse Betty' jokes upon the news-viewing public I declare you...

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    CaptainChewbacca, Aug 12, 2009
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  2. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Not too cute - I wouldn't want to play "fake doctor" with her.
    oldfella1962, Aug 12, 2009
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  4. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    That would have to go to the Enothing I saw with his EIB, at EIB.... second day my buddy finally asked him what the hell happened.

    He went AWOL for two years, and worked for the WASP. Wasn't until he got a promotion that they ran a background check and found out he was a fugitive! :lol:
    Ancalagon, Aug 12, 2009
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  5. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I hope she gets Tasered. :taser:
    Muad Dib, Aug 12, 2009
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  6. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Great. And the doctors office never ran her license why? She needs to be in the butt-hut and he needs sever penalties and an ass penetrating audit by JHACO
    frontline, Aug 12, 2009
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  7. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    God dammit.:garamet: How is it that people like this can just get away with pretending to have qualifications and find work while some of us with actual qualifications are still looking?

    Actually, I gotta hand it to her. I wish I was as good a salesman as she is. :hail:
    Volpone, Aug 12, 2009
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  8. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Well, that makes it ok then.:jayzus:
    Dr. Krieg, Aug 12, 2009
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  9. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Yeah, they could at least do what I did and go to school before they pretend to have qualifications.
    Muad Dib, Aug 12, 2009
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