Dumbest crook of the week...

Has to be this bloke.

Yep, may fav is a crook who sawed through the roof of a convenience store, When he was finished, he fell though onto the coffee maker. At that point he discovered two critical things, one, the store was open 24 hours and two there were a couple of cops getting coffee when he fell on their refreshment.

Was he afraid he'd forget?

Probably to identify his body. Its not like you can read your own neck.

The sad thing is that shit like that just gives the government ideas...

Best neck tattoo ever was "cut here" with a dotted line around the rest of the neck.