Ebola zombie eyes! Stage 1 of the apocalypse

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  1. Zenow

    Zenow Treehugger

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    Hi Gturner!

    Yes, it is here! The beginning of the end! Looks like ebola can survive, not only in semen (I doubt zombies can get it up, so that shouldn't be a threat) but also in your EYES! One good thing though, you can recognise the buggers, because they get zombie eyes if they're infected! Read it and pray...

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  2. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I saw this yesterday, but I was pretty busy.

    Frigging crazy.

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    Daaaamn... it's not often an article gives me a measure of suspense!
  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    IIRC, it turned out to be a localized pocket of Ebola in the eye. Once it was treated, the eye went back to its original color...
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  5. Bickendan

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    Essentially this. But now we know what to look for for the coming Zombipocalypse.
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  6. Chuck

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    Unfortunately, this gentleman has apparently lost hearing in one ear and suffers from chronic joint pain.

    With the outbreak as big as it's been, there's also a bigger pool of survivors, many of whom have complained of similar symptoms. Maybe now we'll see a vaccine get pushed through.