Elon Musk offers to buy Twitter for $54.20 per share.

I read this


And I realized that Elon is Calvin without Hobbes.

Apparently now Gaetz, Loomer, and Coulter are attacking Musky and Alex Jones has sided with him.

As I posted elsewhere, it’s like when the Mordor orcs and the Isengard orcs were fighting each other.

It wasn't just Mordor vs Isengard...it was also the Mordor orcs vs. Minus Morgul orcs. "It is difficult with these evil folk to know when they are in league and when they are cheating each other."

Infighting is fun to see, but the conflict will just help them evolve into some kind of super bug.

Well done to Loomer though for getting fucked by both Trump and Musk this year.

Musk is so Divorced Dad over the holidays he has gone on a full on MAGA block-a-thon.

Billlionaires and CEOs want more immigration? Shock.

Who didn’t see this coming?

MAGA was fed a bunch of inflammatory rhetoric. Now they are no longer needed.

Chris Hayes pointed out that this will be the first new administration with no ability to be re-elected (Grover Cleveland was before the 22nd).

We’ve never had lame duck from day one.

Musk: "Americans may be talented but want high pay".

Also Musk: "WAAAHH!!! Please don't block my Tesla bonus, Mr. Judge!!!"

There’s a chaser

Just way too much of that “when the worst person you know makes a good point” flying around right now

I'm confused by you. What is your political position?

It changes based upon who he thinks might laugh at his posts.

Well, there are plenty of places where you can live pretty comfortably on those salaries, but I'm not sure Austin is among them.

As someone I forget said in Bluesky:

I for one think that cutting unstable MAGA grifters with audiences primed for violence off of their largest source of income is a genius move Mr Musk.

Only someone as smart, good looking and funny as you could have thought it up.

Lubak is a stack of masks hiding something long dead.

From what I've seen TL leans conservative (at least for a Canadian), but not in a brain damaged blindly partisan way like UA or FF. He's also a businessman, so he sees a lot of things through that lens.

TBH I'm excited to see Trump finally turn on Musk, because the federal government has been far too lenient on Musk and his companies for far too long, including heavily subsidizing them. Even if all Trump does to punish Musk is make sure he's treated like a normal person when he breaks the law, that'll be a huge win.

Things continue to go great over there:

The account in question.

Totally not a Musk alt.

Political positions aren’t really that important to me

I find when people say “I’m conservative!”
or “I’m liberal!” to be quite gauche

There’s ideas and beliefs i like from tenets everywhere, all over the world

Also I’m pretty drunk right now

It would have been a lot nicer and less awkward if you had just said i have a great sense of humour

Yeah, good luck with that:

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/en...-amid-maga-turmoil_n_67705b61e4b0dec9fd22c50c

Dude is so whipped.

Trump's probably thinking of the H-2B visas his golf courses and hotels use to hire foreign cooks, waiters, etc.

Or the EB-1 Melania got in on.

https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3lefgkqrmus2c