Even her eyes look crazy. (The crazy ex-girlfriend thread)

No one calls Montana west Virginia you dumbass. It is fucking Montana.

Where should I mail your award for idiot of the hour?

 

Same difference.

Pretty sure @phantomofthenet confirmed as much, which is why he booked it to Sacramento the first chance he got.

Speaking of, you still in contact with him @garamet ?

 

It is better than getting a Brazilian at chili's. That bbq sauce itches like a son of a bitch.

 

No, I mean she should have given you a serious pounding.

 

Fine, I confused two of our dozens of threads. Sue me. Montana is still not the midwest so I remain correct.

Having spent much time there it is clearly a western mountain state. No, the far eastern portion does not count as it is too much like North Dakota and no one lives there.

 

"Sur me?" JTC, man, SPELLCHECK.

 

Of the ass?

 

Two questions here: Can you confirm or not whether Brazilians have Brazilians?
Also, why'd you take her to Chili's if you still felt bad about straying? You should have let her choose the venue.

 

I think you found crazy x.

 

I hope so.

 

Only the good ones do.

 

I mean, my gawd. Couldn't he find a Brazilian restaurant, even in Whitebread Connecticut? Sad.

 

They have Reals. Brazilians of them, which equals about 10 bucks.

I chose the venue as it was well lit, had iced cold beer, and was a dart-free zone.

 

Tons of them. But hey, you eat oatmeal through a straw at the home every morning. Don't you ever feel a need for a break?

 

The OP. There’s no way I can have sex now without a machete to my head.

 

It's sad that you judge so many women vis-a-vis your mother. How long has she been in a nursing home?

 

Never a day.

 

Why does anyone respond to that diseased woman?

 

TLS's mother? That's not very nice.

 

You seem quite irritable today. Was your pointy hood all limp at your klan meeting last night, or is it just that time of the month?

 

She's alright. What would this place be without her?

 

Wow.

 

Good point (no pun intended) about the machete. Getting it up under that type of pressure could be a (fatal) deal breaker if you fail. I was watching a Netflix documentary about Rocco Siffredi (oh like you people don't know who he is!) and Rocco's cousin talked about getting work opportunities in porn but not being able to "star" in the scenes because getting & staying hard on a consistent basis is harder than it looks (no pun intended yet again!) so his cousin works behind the camera, versus in front of the camera. WAIT! This guy could have a great future in porn if he aced this pressure test!

 

Just taking advantage of the way the posts run, particularly since Dindins has so many people on Ignore he never really knows what's going on.

No offense to you or your mother. Just pointing out that yet another flummoxed bigot immediately falls into the "all women are..." trap.

I think @Dinner needs to find a woman who won't reject him or laugh in his face.

 

I'm not convinced his Ignore list is the issue.

 

I have exactly two people on ignore. Both have proven over and over they are just dishonest screechers who are not interested in any genuine discussion and never contributed anything meaningful.

Putting them on ignore made the experience much more enjoyable, with less noise, and more signal.

 

When the "signal" is a reverb of your own voice, of course you're going to interpret it as validation.

 

Plenty of willing and fertile hellhounds at the Klan barbecues.

 

I still have @Sokar on ignore.

Y'know, just in case.