Everclear Thread

Sup, Wrodforge?

First you complain that Skin drinks "the trashiest shit", and then you go for Everclear. Still following the leader, eh, Cupcake?

Everclear is a novelty item, not trashy like plastic-bottled vodka, you wanker.

Everclear is the shit even hardcore alcoholics stay away from, ye gobshite. See? Skin can put on stupid eurotrash affectations, too.

I'm just finishing up this bottle, after it's back to gin and tonics for the rest of the evening, lad. Do try to tone down your linguistic jingoism.

Not the band, though, right? Because they SUCK. Every single song of theirs sounds exactly the same, and it's a sound of terrible.

You should go out and buy another bottle, then chug it. Also, Vicodin taste like candy.

I can't buy alcohol directly.

You know what else tastes like candy? Dexetrine, Klonopin, and Adderall. Fuck, I need a new hookup; I'm jonesing for a hit.

Trust Skin on this -- anyone who knows you well is sure to provide you with not only more Everclear, but high-grade narcotics to go with it.

I wish you were right, Skin. Most verily.

Yikes, your so-called friends won't even hook you up with a comfortable and pain-free route to euthanasia? Aw...

Has Delaware ever mentioned having friends?

Seriously though, Classichummus is the only bloke I know with direct access to narcotics, and he's a fucking cunt with them.

You should see Skin's apartment complex. We've got more illicit substances floating around here on any given day than a DEA evidence room.

What a surprise, Skin lives in a crystal palace.

Their first three albums were good.

While not my favorite band they've put out more than a few good songs.

Skin lives in the part of town where sissy girls like you get knifed after sundown, Cupcake. And nobody in this neighborhood fucks with Skin.

"AM Radio" and "Wonderful" are pretty good, and they're on the fourth album.

That would be a surprise. skin can't afford drugs. He tried prostituting himself, but he lost money on the deal. Things got so bad for him after his repetitive propositioning that Janet Reno had to take out a restraining order. Dirt's better off than skin.

Blech. I'd rather shove knitting needles in my ear.

200% effort, 0% result. You need a new shtick, junior.

The fourth album is mostly an abortion. The fifth tries to bring it back, but direction had been lost. The sixth was just end game flailing - nothing special.

I think if they had released 4 and 5 as a double - and not 8 months apart, they might not have crashed so fast.

I carry a flask of it on the motorbike. Its good for wiping off wounds when another biker gets road rash, its good to spike up a drink, and my bike can run on what is in the flask for about 5 miles. It the universal fluid.