Evil Scientists Find Garamet's Dildo

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,593072,00.html

Batboy hopes this artifact is returned to the artifact's rightful owner.

*insert obligatory Homo erectus joke*

Shouldn't this be in the Gray room if we're going to be taking shots at garamet?

Gray room deals with other websites about old people.

I thinking you're looking for the "I haven't realized I'm dead yet" room.

I find this unworthy of Batboy.

Batboy has broken character and thus must be banned and his family killed.

I don't get it.

What makes them believe this was used as a sex toy? Just because it is shaped like a phallus?

God, the last thing I'd want up there is a freaking rock...that would hurt.

It is probably just a firestarter, worn from use and they are trying to ...um.."spark" interest by adding a sexual connotation to it.

Maybe they found it coated with pussy slime.

:brainsoap: stat!!!

Next you'll be saying someone wants to do a Jurassic Park on garamet.

It is theoretically possible.

I do not know Garemet other than a poster, so I do not know what containment measures would be necessary. But one should assume that unlike Jurassic Park, one should not trust the computer systems to the lowest bidder.

Early man's first response to demands for "Harder!"

Mike Ford, in The Final Reflection, easily one of the best Trek novels ever written, posited that the Klingon lifespan was considerably shorter than humans’. Assuming a Klingon didn’t die in battle, he would reach “old age” sometime in his 40s.

What Ford seemed to be implying was that a life that was “brutish, nasty, and short,” to borrow from Oscar Wilde, made Klingons that much more rapacious and prone to violence. It may also be significant that Ford himself died of complications of diabetes and renal failure before the age of 50.

Given your username, and your repeated fascination with my age, one can only surmise that your people, too, die young. It would certainly explain your characteristic foul mood.

[Brennan]“It’s dubious that trace evidence would have survived under those conditions over such a long period of time.”[/]

I wondered about that, too. Female and male artifacts are usually classified as fertility symbols, objects that were used in religious rituals praying for good harvests and lots of babies. Why would this group of scientists suddenly decide this on object was something different?

Then again, it could have been one guy’s idea of a joke.

Oog: “Hey, ladies, wanna come back to my cave and see my…firestarter?”

I can't take you seriously if you're going to paraphrase from a show that made a serious plot point of amylase in saliva somehow breaking down proteins.

Proteins, starches, who's keeping score?

He must have missed Deep Space Nine. Kor, Koloth, Kang and that twit from K-7 all lived quite a long time!

So did spock and sulu.

Huh. Not much has changed, really. The Germans are still the premiering country for crazy new sex toys, and dildos still start fires.

P.S.: Eeeeeew, cave-lady goo...

True, but The Final Reflection was written much earlier, and anyway, the studio's position has always been that the novels aren't "canon."

Judging by the material, the only dinosaur Garamet is familiar with is the Megasaur-ass.

Ok...why the hell is this being touted at recent news?

This very thing was found in a German cave in 2004, also in a dozen pieces...

Odd...

2005: http://www.education.ntu.edu.tw/school/history/News/2005/Jul-Sep/news20050818_5.htm

2008: http://www.uniquedaily.com/ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/

2010: http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyl..._oldest_sex_toy_was_also_used_as_tool_to.html

How many times is this one find going to be "found" anyway?

I guess we aren't supposed to notice?

^Slow news day. Or year(s).

Fixed. Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.

Far Side

Yeah, right, and that vibrator is just a back massager.

I disagree!

I like it!

I'm guessing someone used the wrong account to start the thread.

The Batboy we know and love is above such weak trolling, just as baba is above proper spelling and grammar.

This would be worthwhile only for the part where all the garamets finally break free of their holding cell and start eating people.

I'm hoping it's in 3D!

Well of course he missed all that.....

He died.

Would never happen.

All you'd have to do is engage her in conversation about eating people and then she would say at some point: "Who said I was for eating people? "

At that point you've started a loop which will never end in you being eaten. All you have to say is, "You did! You stupid old bat! You said you were going to eat people!"

Garasaur: "If I have a concrete opinion, I'll state it. Most times I'm just knocking ideas around. That's an accepted definition of "eating people" in the rest of the English-speaking world. Not necessarily all-inclusive, but accepted."

US: You said you'd eat people. There is no getting around it!

Garasaur: "The topic has a certain academic interest, but it doesn't affect my life."

And then she'd saunter off somewhere while Liet runs around her like Chester the Terrier telling her how great she is.

Dicky boy is off spitting somewhere.

Now whats he spitting is anyone's guess and I'd prefer that Volpone, yes you Volpone, not not try and fill our heads with any ideas.

Seems he is active on his blog:

http://dickynoo.blogspot.com/

Nice to see he's trying to get somewhere with his life. He made pretty good stories, and they were better than most fan fiction.