Father of the Year

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  1. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I feel like this will be a Classic Reddit thread, right up there about the guy who suggested polygamy as a way to pork hotter chicks but his "fat" GF was going on more dates that him :lol:

    This one is, sadly, not nearly as hilarious as that, is so astonishingly horrid that I hope to God its a troll.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/confession...ttes/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

    What--and I cannot emphasize this enough--the fuck :wtf:

    I like how he has two whole paragraphs about the dog's well-being, like that makes him a good person or something. :brood:
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  2. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    His life is definitely better.

    But it came at a high cost to people he had committed to. I'd have a hard time living a better life knowing that.
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  3. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    This is one of those stories where I wish Dead Pool was real.

    I'd let the dog live. :bailey:
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  4. Kommander

    Kommander Bandwagon

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    I hope this is just @We Are Borg shitposting somewhere else because he gets off on the misery of others.

    Is there, like, a stronger version of r/iamatotalpieceofshit? r/foundthepieceofshitnarcissist, maybe?

    Having two special needs kids is difficult, I get that. If a parent just can't deal with it and needs to get out, that's understandable as well. Emptying the savings account and canceling the credit cards though? If they had already bought the house they were saving for he probably would have burnt it down and took a big ole shit on the ashes.

    If the wife comes forward, I guarantee 4chan will track him down and make him suffer. Hell, they might pull it off just from what little information he provided.
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  5. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Well, yeah, DoucheBag McCunts' surname is Wick and he can do 20 press ups.

    Get that? 20!!!!
  6. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    This guy is a real piece of shit.
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  7. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Man's best friend.... I've picked my dog over a girl more than once.

    And I'm pretty sure John Wick would agree.
  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    This sounds fantastic.
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  9. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    It's the story of a self-identified male, exploited ruthlessly by family, and his struggles to overcome the social constraints and burdens placed on him to force him to conform to society's oppressive gender roles. A liberating story of a person who finds their true voice, and follows their heart to a better tomorrow.



    :lol:
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  10. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Wick would never leave his family. You can tell he's not that type of man. :bailey:
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  11. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    What a dishonorable chicken shit of a man.
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  12. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    It is worth noting that the opposite happens to, women who abandon their families, though it usually is the man who leaves.
  13. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    "It's the story of a self-identified male, exploited ruthlessly by family, and his struggles to overcome the social constraints and burdens placed on him to force him to conform to society's oppressive gender roles. A liberating story of a person who finds their true voice, and follows their heart to a better tomorrow." - change the gender and you have a Hallmark Network classic!

    Seriously though I think it's trolling. Somebody is LOL over the reactions to his made up story. Sadly though there are people out there that have done similar things!
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  14. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    I can’t even....

    It’s not shitty enough that you didn’t have the fucking balls to face her before you left? But then you left her and your special needs kids without any savings? If true, that’s an extra special kind of asshole, right there.
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  15. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    If the family had special needs kids, there were social workers and therapists he could have sought out if he felt overwhelmed. If he had to be a chickenshit and run away, the least he could have done was taken enough money to get him on the road and leave the rest to his wife.

    Scumbag is too polite a word for him.
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  16. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I figure the guy hasn't been served with any papers because his wife quickly realized how lucky she is to be rid of him. Just casually reading between the lines it sounds like he was the kind of guy we all know who spent all his time at home swilling beer, gaining weight, smoking, and sitting on his ass bitching and moaning about how his life isn't fair. And forget him being any help with the kids. Chances are he was more a burden than anything.

    I hope he stays healthy and makes a lot of money in his trucking job. It will be that much sweeter when his wife comes after him for years of child support.
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  17. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    the amazing yet pathetic part is "ladies like bad boys" and of course ladies love total assholes, so even with women knowing his history if he's "a charmer" he'll still get all the women he can handle. :(
    We al know men like that. But I use the term "men" loosely because they aren't really men IMHO.
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  18. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Dayton do you live in a fantasy world? Getting child support is like pulling teeth. There are THOUSANDS of men owing MILLIONS of dollars and most women are lucky to get a fraction of what they have coming to them & their kids. :brood: Owing child support and paying child support are rarely in the same ball park. There are countless ways to avoid paying it. The whole system is a fucking joke but the kids end up getting the shaft. Man up and pay up you fucking losers! :shakefist:
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  19. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I know. Especially in certain areas.
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  20. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    I'm guessing this is probably all a work of fiction mind you....
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    that's what I said - the guy is trolling for entertaining reactions. Or perhaps an experiment for a psychology class or something.
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  22. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    It all sounds pretty realistic except for the guy bragging about it including wondering why he hasn't been served with papers.
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  23. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Scumbag.

    And look, something WF agrees on too!
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  24. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    The post above yours seems pretty ironic though.
  25. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    I'll take "shit that didn't happen" for $500, Alex.
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  26. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I hope not, but my stepdad and a few dudes I know from the Navy pulled similar shit to this :(
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    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    The wife just up and took two special needs children away for a couple of days by herself, (for some reason) and the guy takes all the money and runs away to live an idyllic life with his dog, with the wife not showing any signs of pursuit. And then brags about it online. It honestly reads like a propaganda piece.