No, this is one of those movies where it's shit-proof just because the concept is so fucking awesome. I mean, yes it will be schlocky and hokey and shitty... but also awesome.
Crampus on steroids? Color me there! I can't wait! It must have been a hoot making this movie that's for sure.
"this is one Santa that is going out the front door." So who is the movie exec who is going to see the ghosts this christmas? If you are actually going to do this there are things I expect. First it has to have a script written by tarrantino, and probably directed by him too Second it needs the explosions of micheal Bay. Third santa has to either be john malcovich, bruce willis, or arnold. Maybe Jackman doing the wolverine thing. I can get into Mel Gibson, but I do not see it. Or we could go black, but I am not sure black people want this particular role. I did not necessarily see an army of blood crazed midgits. I want Yoda level elves. Would it be too much to ask for a cameo of Tim Curry as a really demonic grinch? Like if you crossed the grinch with The Lord of Darkness. Why is the cast of this overwhelmingly white? OK, the richie rich kid has to be white. I know this thing won't be up for any oscars, but can we get some kick ass black people in it? Unless they tried and every black actor passed because even a new madea movie was a better idea than this. Chris rock as santa, he is old enough, and an action star. I woulkd say samuel jackson, but it is like he is the only big black bad motherfucker hollywood likes to put out there. He is great but they could spread the joy a little. After all it is a christmas movie. This is nice, but nothing for the world to hang on over.
