First Posting/Parting Shot

How can we (not) miss you if you won't ever leave?

This is really going to piss Vandygoddess off, someone stealing her drama queen title.

Actually, I've seen this act before - when my kid was four and I had to tell him he couldn't have another cookie it was pretty much just like this.

I spanked his ass, of course. clearly someone should have spanked yours a few (thousand) times.

What a waste of flesh.

What are you doing lying on the road like that?


P.S. I bet you the Nazi voted Republican!

Whatever, fatty. See you in an hour.

I take it you don't go to the movies a lot. I also take it you have ever heard of sex.

I spot no political comments in this thread.

Ah, you've got to respect a poorly thought out insult thats having a go at poorly thought out insults.

Says he of the "owned" picture.

Assuming you have read no replies would it not be pointless to make two further posts in the thread?

Doinkye cocksucking is a very noble profession.

Surely reporting you for child porn charges would be more effective than simply phoning you....especially since you seem to spend a lot of time in doors, on the computer.

Yes, there are a selection of back patters on here are intellectually challenged persons of fixed political persuasion.....but this makes it all the easier to feel superior, which surely is the opposite of meltdown?

Well, if human society collapses it'll take you with it, so not all bad, eh?

LeftForge can go fuck itself just as much as RightForge can.

Why the drastic change of direction?

I assume the week started with a look in the mirror.

You know, you really don't have to eat so much junk food. It costs thousands to have those stomach stappling operations. Do you want your mother to have to pay that out? Have you sought help? I'm deadly serious. I know how weight issues can really get at a man's confidence. Not wanting to go out. Not happy in your own clothes. Scared of women (or men if you happen to be a poop prodder). Its awful. Take action now.

Jesus fucking christ.

Wow, it's been that long? I never noticed you.

That last post sounds like the sort of elated clarity you get from the suicidally depressed right after they decide to end it all.

Bye! :wave:

[YT="And now for a word from our guest commentator..."]C_Kh7nLplWo[/YT]

This thread's still open? Go home. Go!

*chickah-chickah!*

Hmmmm.............

Not going too well so far then?

And how long was it before Patty McFatty came oozing back?

Somewhere, a fire is being deprived of someone to die in it...

Serious Question: Was I this funny last year?

No...............you were funnier.

Funnier? Yes - but not quite so pathetic.

HB seems to have a special talent in that regard - bit of a savant actually.

Well, this thread reads like One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest for the Facebook generation...

See what I miss for trying to keep a normal day/night schedule for my time zone?

You mongrels have still been scratching at the door all night?
I thought you guys were supposed to be higher up on the food chain.

Feel free to take your mind off me verbally bitch-slapping you up and down this thread with a video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubrLDM-761E

*sings* "Just An Old Fashioned Love Song..."

And if you were wanting an encore:



^^
Deep throat the truth of this, you totally non-racists.

and:

More American citizens were murdered by Jefferson "Butcher Jeff" Davis than Osama bin Laden (a.k.a. "Sadaam Hussein" to you contemporary historians).

^^
Swallow every creamy drop of this truism as well--and say, thank you to me for this new knowledge, mealy mouthed supporters of black oppression.

You said you were leaving.

Liar!

So whatever happened to your plans to join a monastery, Patty McFatty? Did the Buddhists reject you like every woman you ever met?

Says the guy who bumped a thread that had been dead for six and a half hours and had only two posts in the last 12?

Says the guy who's now threatened to leave three times in this thread and like every other case of Herpes keeps coming back?


Clearly there's a different definition of cleverness in your fantasy world.

Personally, even pointing out to you what a complete and utter failure you are as an internet persona becomes as tedious as doing the taxes so i'm gonna just have to let you continue your inevitable slide into irrelevancy.

Note to Oracle: a parting shot implies actual parting.

So, will Mr. Banana care to explain why he is bumping his own dead thread so as to accuse us of not letting his drama die?

Christ, having a drama is one thing, but bumping your own dramam thread because nobody cared enough, is, well........................

I propose that as of now, no one else post in this thread and we see how many time's Mr. I'm Better Than You bumps it to play the drama whore.

Any other reply being done in rep comments.

Aaaaannnddd....GO!