Since Flashlight was obviously neglected as a child, and learned all he knows about interhuman relations from playing with his mother's Barbies whilst locked up in the attic, I thought - being the kind soul that I am - that we should rectify this omission and give him the attention he so obviously craves. Please note, this attention does not have to be positive. In fact, here is where a "tough love" policy will likely do the most good. We're looking at a guy who is so pathetic he watches "Lost" just to be able to see people who come close - but not quite - to being as spiritually neglected and fucked up as he is. So share the love, my fellow Forgers. Bats and axehandles are available at the door.
Since when has that stopped you, Face? I'm INVITING you to unleash your inner troll. Don't hold back on me now!
