Flashlight Guns Down Daughter's Boyfriend

In Western Oklahoma we do this quietly, then dispose of the body...

There was a thread about this a few weeks ago, but I had no idea Flashy was the gunman.

Makes sense, really.

Was the dead guy black? No?

Then I and the rest of the country don't care.

Next.

It mentioned the shooter being married with a kid, suggesting that sex happened.

So, no, it ain't Fleshhole.

Weak. And you say my troll skilzz have declined.

But to give the thread more credit than it deserves, I find the Tulsa case more egregious than the Missouri situation. Cop walks up to innocent teen and murders him in cold blood. Then drives off and conceals evidence.

And surprise surprise, he's been charged with first-degree murder. And there have been no riots, no looting, no chaos.

The dead kid was biracial, ligbt-skinned. Not chocolate enough to get Al & Jesse's attention.

Best line from Clueless:

"I've got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you."