Florida Man Suffers From Reptile Disfunction

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    Or, do want lizard men, because this is how you get lizard men.
     
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    "Florida Man."

    'Nuff said.
     
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Oh, so @Zombie is not actually racist?

    My apologies for doxxing him.
     
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    To be honest, I can imagine Florida Man's high school yearbook saying "most likely to fuck a gator" under his picture. He just gives off that vibe I guess!
     
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    Rolling around wrestling with gators is a fantasy for many Floriduh mans. Just like when football fans and players don't say they are gay despite watching burly men playing grab ass and orgy pile together, many Floriduh man are most see alligator sexual.
     
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    How does that even work, anatomically?

    Would you have to roll the gator on it’s back?

    Don’t they lay eggs?

    I don’t think this guy thought this one through very well.
     
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Crikey!

    crikey.jpg
     
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    In other Florida Man news

     
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    And that's Killer Croc's origin story.
    They cut it out of Suicide Squad to get the PG-13.
     
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    This is Floriduh. Most of the old people have tried to park in their living room because they forgot where they are and jammed on the gas pedal because that is what elderly people do when they get flustered. It is so bad the local post offices, AKA night club for the elderly, have signs telling people not to park in the lobby and huge posts to stop their cars.
     
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