Frakin PC frammin-jammin goddam dickheads - rejected flyer

Discussion in 'The Workshop' started by Forbin, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Our employees association is sponsoring a trip into Manhattan for the Feast of San Gennaro. They asked me to do up a flyer, as they always do for their little excursions.

    I decided to go medieval on their asses and do it up like an illuminated manuscript. I went to the website they gave me for info on the feast, which included a picture of the saint, which I borrowed.

    san gennaro 2014.jpg

    The reaction: Oh my God, that's too religious!! We can't put out anything with religious overtones! If one Jewish person is offended it'll blow up in our faces! Take the picture off! Use a picture of the street fair at the feast (provides website).

    I said "Um. It's a Catholic religious festival. For a saint."

    "Yeah, yeah, I know, but... (etc etc). (btw, the guy telling me this is as Irish Catholic as they come).

    :jayzus:

    So I gave them Generic Boring Flyer layout #12.

    Ain't PC grand?
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  2. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    You should have placed a hidden penis in the 2nd flyer.
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  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Hmm. They still have time to ask for revisions....
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  4. Seth Rich

    Seth Rich R.I.P.

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    Sounds like a good example of political correctness creating a desert and calling it peace.
  5. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    :wtf:

    Seriously? If they want to go PC on this concept, they need to not sponsor the trip.
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  6. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    That's just one person being a generic idiot. That has nothing much to do with any "political correctness" that may or may not exist. Idiots will always find ways to make your life miserable.

    Nice flyer, BTW.
  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Not just one person, the whole EA committee.
    Probably someone in HR too. There are rules! :jayzus:
  8. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Deja vu... no, I don't mean that I've seen you talk about this before. I mean the flyer and the names on it. Major deja vu...
  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Well the names are the same every time.
  10. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Saint Shmaint! Quick question - don't the Jews already know that anything with a San = Saint and thus a strong indication of something Catholic/Christian? It's not like Shlomo and Hershel might be walking down the street and be surprised or anything. Damn this PC shit is getting OUT OF CONTROL!