Scientists at Fermilab close in on fifth force of nature Oh hang on, they mean some weird shit that affects muons. Oh, hang on. Fuck, they're on to me. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-66407099
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to announce that we have the test results. The fifth force of nature is... love?"
A fifth fundamental force? Are they hoping that if they discover some new ones we'll forget that they haven't figured out how gravity works yet? Fuck muons, we want hoverboards and starships with gravity drives, dammit! Is that the probation worker?