Fuck you Canada! [Canada is on fire thread]

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  1. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Not that youir job does not require some skill, but it is a skill that most daytons can learn to do with a bit of training and practice to some decent degree of success without worry for the safety of product or defect. It is not rocket science which clearly any idiot with billions of dollars can attempt with disasterous results while the world tells them they are awesome for making really large fireworks.
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  2. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    What.

    The.

    Fuck.

    You are boasting about how there are families in this country riding around in cars with parts welded by a guy that ‘learned it all on the fly’?!?!?

    I’m no lawyer but I’m pretty the entire legal department of your company would collectively shit themselves to such an extent that your headquarters building would be a HAZMAT Zone if they saw you brag about this.
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  3. Tuckerfan

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    Because you’re too cowardly to address the issues.
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  4. Tuckerfan

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    Nah. That’s standard in all trades.
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  5. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    I'm gonna presume for the sake of the company's liability he has an AWS cert? Either that or he's lying about the scope of what he does.

    although it does serve to validate my point that he's not even one of the smarter monkeys to do that sort of job. I mean, zero training?

    hell, when I was 19 I had a job grinding plastic.

    In three months I was learning how to maintain and repair the machines, but nobody was stupid enough to just say "hey kid, open up that machine and change the blades" without supervising me at first.
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    "Hey kid, open up that machine and change the blades!"
    "But it's still running!"
    "Figure it out or yer fired!"
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  7. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    one of these babies, just 40+ years ago version

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    we'd lean right in there, pushing shit down.
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  8. Jenee

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    “Skilled” labor is a lie designed to allow certain labor to be paid less. Please reword your statement.
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  9. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    please don't tone police me

    also, I said "skilled job", not "skilled labour(er)".
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  10. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Phrase your "issues " in less than a thousand fucking words, and I might.
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  11. Tuckerfan

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    No. Because, as you so often point out, there’s no reason why the world should cater to the whims of an individual.
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  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    well, that and then he'd demand every point you jsut made be answered individually and without the context of the framing discussion...

    still not wearing a ventilator in the powder coating booth, Al? Is that shit is still lead based?


    also: this
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  13. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    why would anyone believe you, given two decades of misrepresenting everything?
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  14. Uncle Albert

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    Failing to indulge your rationalizing isn't misrepresenting anything. Nobody is obligated to go along with your spin.
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    You don't perceive your own rationalizations and spin. Everyone rationalizes. Woody put it best, "I don't know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex."
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  16. Uncle Albert

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    By all means, give an example and connect the dots.
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    We could, but I think you'd object to the string's color we'd choose to connect the dots...
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  21. Ancalagon

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  22. We Are Borg

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    Buncha fucking Yankee crybaby pussies.

    Again, there wasn't this much whining from Vancouverites when all that smoke from California wildfires blanketed the city a few years ago.

    New Yorkers should go outside and take a real deep breath. Suck in those carcinogens and let the American health care system take care of you in a few years.

    :bergman:
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    Fucking dumbass, NY was just pissed because your pollution smelled different than septic flavored NYC pollution. It is like you bringing your fucking marlboro crap ass smokes to their fucking menthol smoking party. You just burned trees. NY fire is a fine american blend of burning substances from every nation and type of human shit and BO on earth. Canadian fire smoke is like burning a clove cigarette. No one likes that canadian smog except for hipster douchebags in starbucks.
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  25. Spaceturkey

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    menthols are banned up here... not sure about cloves yet.

    beisdes, we're sending you some boutique old growth forest smoke... that shit's like $6.99 a bottle!
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  27. Ancalagon

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    I thought we talked about y’all cutting this shit out. :mad:
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  28. We Are Borg

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    If you would be so kind as to send Tropical Storm Hilary a bit further north, that would probably help.

    kthanks bye
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    We’ll get HAARP right on it. Though, the Norwegians might have a few thoughts about that. https://www.tgo.uit.no/articl/ramfj.html
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Have you tried asking Cobra Commander for help?