FURRY APOCALYPSE

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Captain X, Apr 16, 2019.

  1. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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  2. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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  3. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    why is mr. faps with waifu pillow posting his gay wolfpocalypse dreams?

    Thanks for the laugh moon moon.
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  4. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    A Black Templar gets killed by a giant furry thing then Exterminatus.

    So it goes.
  5. matthunter

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    Looks like one of 1d4chan's folk made this. They hate furry shit for the most part (fap to sexy Eldar girls like proper men, damn you!) and the Black Templars are the archetypal WH40K "kill the heretics!" image.

    For the uninitiated, Warhammer 40K is a tabletop battle game set in the grimdark future of the 41st Millenium, where humanity must be a bunch of xenophobic assholes who don't tolerate heresy or deviance because there are things in the Warp (think hyperspace from Event Horizon if it was on crack) that will buttrape the entire universe if they get the chance. And no alien races can really be trusted either. The guys in black in the vid are the Black Templars, one of many many Chapters of genetically enhanced warrior-monks known as the Adeptus Astartes or more commonly as the Space Marines, humanity's ultimate defence (the penultimate defence being the poor slobs in the Imperial Guard, who go into battle not with the Marines' powered armour and advanced weaponry but with a rifle that is little better than a flashlight, armor that would barely stop a modern day bullet and BALLS OF ADAMANTIUM!!!!).
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  6. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    OwO what's this?
  7. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Captain Anime posting in the wrong forum? :shrug:
  8. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Interesting unsubstantiated bullshit story, EH was a 40K origin story and portrays the first human contact with the warp.

    Admit it, it works ;)
  9. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Not really, there's not enough despair.
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  10. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    I run a Dark Heresy campaign and when I realized that the 40k universe is simply Bones' outlook on spaced cranked up to parody level 11, my stories got infinitely better.
  11. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Troll's Mocking flurries goes back far before 4chan was even a thought. It was old hat on usenet before the http and the www were around. back then they were still fapping to VHS and Ascii art. I remember the good old days of mocking yiff on alf.
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    I heard Beto is a furry
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    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Trump is a kitten furry, what he is talking about when he says grab hthem..
  14. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    I remember Rogue Trader,

    When it was new.

    I also remember when they made Lord of the Rings models,

    That weren't based on the films.
  15. matthunter

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    There was a lot of crazy shit in the original Rogue Trader game. Even a random adventure idea where your squad had to chase down the Fourth Doctor "and any companions he might have". Plus instructions for modding a deodorant bottle, a plastic medicine spoon and some old ZOID parts into a hover-tank!

    Luckily, the FFG Warhammer 40K RPG line did a good job with their Rogue Trader game, borrowing heavily from Battlefleet Gothic for the ship battles and granting you lots of room to pull off the kind of awesome shit that a guy/gal with more wealth than the average star system could do. Easily the most GM friendly of the game lines to write campaigns for, since you could feasibly go anywhere and do anything and had your own city-sized starship, whilst Dark Heresy had you limited to rooting out HERESY!!!, Deathwatch had you limited to being knee-deep in alien enemies/gore and Only War had you limited to being knee-deep in alien enemies/gore whilst NOT being an 8-foot tall superstrong killing machine in power armour and instead being the first squad into the reactor area in Aliens.