Garamet, do you drive?

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  1. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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  2. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    I wonder if she ever gets the feeling something's happening she's not quite aware of.
  3. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Around here? Frequently.

    On the assumption that this question is just what it seems to be, foil1212, and not some secret code for something that probably belongs in the White Room:

    At present I do not drive an automobile. My office is just down the hall from my living room. I've had a hard time finding a car with a wheel base narrow enough to fit in the hall, and I don't want tire treads on the carpet.

    Does that answer your question?
  4. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Nothing naughty. Maybe. ;)
  5. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    If you got a car, do you think you could drive better than Baba?
  6. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Well, I figured something was up. It's been much too quiet around here lately... ;)
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  7. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    She could probably figure it out pretty darned quickly.

    She's a girl, it's only natural she'd have this built-in incentive to hit the road.
  8. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I'd need to see a video of Baba driving first. ;)
  9. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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  10. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!1!! :diacanu:
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  11. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    :rotfl:

    I think Sexbot created a new Wrodforge meme.

    He would love this thread, too.







    :diacanu:
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  12. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    I was thinking earlier today: You know who would've "loved" all the garamet-based drama of the last few weeks?

    Uncle Albert.

    If he'd been around for those threads, the board might've shifted into another plane of existence due to the explosion of UA's head.

    :ualbert: to the nth degree. :lol:
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  14. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    What happened to UA, anyway?
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  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    He's married to Mrs A and has better things to do. [​IMG]
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  16. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    That's always a good thing. :yes:
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  17. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    Thats kinda sick coming from you.

    :unsure:
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  18. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I agree! :yes:
  19. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    What, married people having sex? I think married people having sex is a good thing. Why, what did you think I meant? :unsure:
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  20. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Azure thinks sex ends at 40 apparently. :lol:
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  21. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Does garamet drive? She drives me wild!
  22. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    :lol: :wub:
  23. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Watch your ass with that one, G.

    No, really....protect it. :calli:
  24. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    No, just the thought of sex coming from you.

    :unsure:
  25. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    LALALALALALALALA NOT LISTENING LALALALALA!

    :sob:
  26. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    You poor thing.
  27. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Contrary to myth, there is sex after 30. And even after 40 and 50 and... ;)
  28. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    After 110?

    :jayzus:

    What kind of sex is that?

    "Was it good for you?"

    "I can't remember."

    "Get on top!"

    "Who are you?"
  29. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    Jack agrees.
  30. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I'll let you know when I'm 110. ;)