What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying on a barbecue grill? Frank. What do you call his girlfriend with no arms and no legs laying right beside him on the grill? Patty. What do you call the one legged girl propping herself up against the barbecue grill? Eileen.
[?=What do you call a field of masturbating cows?]What do you call a field of masturbating cows? Beef stroking-off.[/?]
[?=What do you call a field of legless cows?]What do you call a field of legless cows? Ground beef.[/?]
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They left the plunger in the toilet. I have a joke that I'm going to wait on, I'll post it after someone else goes there first.
[?=What do you call a dog with no legs?]What do you call a dog with no legs? Who cares, he's not coming.[/?]
Naaah, I wanna do lawyer jokes. What do you call a busload of lawyers going over a cliff? A good start. What's sad about it? There was an empty seat in the back. Why don't leeches stick to lawyers? Professional courtesy.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is on the floor in front of your door? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is on the floor in front of your door? Art What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs? Consuelo (sound it out, slowly) What do you call the Oriental one-legged woman next to her? Irene
Holy shit! This is a weird as hell. Just yesterday, me and the gang of troublemakers at work were standing around at work in the smoke lounge (that would be the back of the building) and someone was telling dead baby jokes. He also told the exact same two jokes above.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head. What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding. What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground! What’s worse than smoking pot with a baby? Making a bong out of it. Oh, I am sooooo going to hell over those. LOL!
How do you make a dead baby float? Add 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream and a can of your favorite soda!
Q: What turns red, wears diapers and sits outside? A: A dead baby on a deck. Q: What's green, wears diapers and leaves a stain on the deck? A: The same baby 6 weeks later.
Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a pizza? A. The cannibals will let you have most of the pizza.
I've tried about 20 times and I still don't get it. The closest phrase I can get it to sound like is "can't swallow."
