Gays don't vote for us, so let's oppress them

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  1. matthunter

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    A "Moms for Liberty" rep says what the GOP is thinking:

    https://crooksandliars.com/2023/05/moms-liberty-biden-gay-kids

    What the Right can't handle is anything not straight and white.

    Like the bread FF butters before putting meatballs and marinara sauce in there.
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  2. 14thDoctor

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    I've never had them butter my bread at Subway no matter what I order, is this a British thing?

    Unrelated: I once ordered a BLT, only to have the guy put the bacon on the bread and then ask if I wanted any vegetables. Fuckin' guess what two of them might be, man. :marathon:
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  3. matthunter

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    If no-one is buttering your bread, you need to ask some questions about yourself.
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    IMHO, FF and UA believe this conspiracy with all of their hearts and souls, but for some reason, getting them to confess to it is like getting a cat to take a pill.
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    I think you mean getting a cat to take a bath.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Either one will get your femoral artery snipped.
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    As the human for 4 cats, pills are easy.
  8. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I don’t work at subway.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    a denial is always an admission with trump lovers.
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    As a former Subway employee, I know how to know for sure if he is a current Subway employee or not.

    If you explicitly state that his job title is something like "sandwich maker" or "deli bitch," he has to correct you and state that he is a "sandwich artist." If he doesn't and is currently a Subway employee...

    1: He risks termination and possibly jail time.

    2: The implant in his neck will give him a zap every 30 seconds until the correction is made.
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  11. Nyx

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    Lesbian and Transgender, obviously.
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