Golf Couple

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  1. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Ed & Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels
    for her.

    When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few
    miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her
    out when they got home.

    Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs,
    restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became
    convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love.
    Every date seemed better than the last.

    On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the
    cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having
    cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said,

    "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a
    little serious talk before our relationship continues to
    the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket
    and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to
    warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about
    golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe
    golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better
    say so now!"

    Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be
    a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since
    we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know
    that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

    Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
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