Googlemaps brings the funny!

Step 1: Go to Google Maps
Step 2: Click "Get Directions"
Step 3: Enter "Japan" as Point A and "China" as Point B
Step 4: Read #43

Fuck Obama.

Remember when you asked Google for directions from North America to Europe and it'd have you swim across the Atlantic from Boston to France?

I'd plan roadtrips from Deadhorse or Homer all the way out to Omsk

Heck, I love the other directions as well.







































Now all I need is to get my hands on my Kanji dictionary again....

What if I don't have jet skis?

Then you don't get to go to China.

According to the old Vulcan proverb, only Nixon could go to China without a jetski.

We're gonna need a lot of jerry cans.

My personal fav:

From the page that comes up when you get directions from Japan to China:

Bah, that's too simple.

No jetskis? Make like Jesus and walk.