Gturner, in the past 24 hours....

....as at the time of posting this you have posted 64 times. Sixty fucking four times.

To put that in context, that's average of 4 posts per waking hour, and that doesn't include time for toilet, eating, any necessary trips to the shops or welfare office and the time it takes you to type your posts and find articles and links.

Now, I could kind of understand it if you had a few boring days once in a while. But, worse still, you have 19,500 posts in just two years and two months, which averages out at around 1.6 posts per waking hour every single day since you joined. This, of course, doesn't account for what you post on other sites as well.

I've never known someone so dedicated to trolling and spamming as that.

EDIT: 66 now as I start work...

I think he's paid a penny a post by the Russians, so he takes it quite seriously.

Actually, I think they might be paying him per use of the word Hillary, that might be even more profitable.

Come to think of it, is being an agent provocateur for a foreign enemy something we should allow at Wordforge?

Direct threat to the peace, liberty and security of the members.

Bingo!

I wouldn't be surprised if Homeland security is watching the site. Best take steps to eliminate the risk.

So does the fact you censorship happy morons post more than I do mean I can claim to be better than you on that basis or accuse you of being agent provocateurs of a foreign power?

It's a joke. Geez.

Now, I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

See post number 8, you humourless cretin.

Take gturner's dick out of your mouth and have a closer look at the thread.

I've only averaged 2.06 posts per day.

Damn, almost 70 posts in one day? I don't think any of our top posters in WF's heyday had that kind of batting average.

Back when this place was really busy, I might have a day like that now and then. Well, probably more like 50 posts. But that was not a good day, really, to have wasted that much time on a BBS.

My personal best was 300 in a week (way back when I was a Captain), and that was over at TBBS when it was super busy.

I think I pushed out 30 a day the week of the Meka thread and during the summer of '07 meltdown of TKO deflowering/Cheekymonkey and Goldeneye banning/Techman's death/DW trolling TK/Storm versus gul at the staff's encouragement thing.

But then, I was a college kid still with far too much free time.

I only just his ten thousand posts there. I was in the mid 9000s when I started posting here in '05 and the Anna Yolei account was started sometime in 2003

I'm the 6th highest poster on the board there now, with 76,000+ posts over a grand total of about 14 years. I still remember when I had 5 posts, and was looking at the ranking system, which only went up to 16,000 at the time. I figured there was no way in hell I'd ever hit that number.

I could not believe that my account was still active there when I last checked about 4 months ago. I posted a 200 or so a week to get to Fleet Captain.

But are you the third most popular poster at TBBS?

I demand you change your name to Ozymandius

That's what "John" means, in the new Latin.

Maybe I'm remembering it wrong but it seems you've posted nearly that many times in My Diary thread in a short period.

I think your confusing that with the love letters over PM.

He did say overall posting average. Obviously, he doesn't do that all day, every day.