Gypsy Invasions

Text "YES" or "NO" on whether you want the country to be invaded by gypsies.

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A "gypsy" cursed me at work a couple months ago.








She confirmed she was a gypsy after I said "wait... did you just put a curse on me?

gypsies are hot.

well, the belly dancing ones at ren fairs are.

most of'em..

fuckit, I voted for pancakes

Pancakes are also a vote for yes.

Is this the Romany type or the Irish type here?

I don't know about the Romany's, but Irish "Gypsies" also known as Irish Travellers, jippos, knackers, tinkers etc. are the scum of the earth. They steal absolutely EVERYTHING all of the time.

Sure why not. We fucking let everyone else sneak their way in....

But remember, he's not racist.

If by gypsies you mean these guys then I'd be all for it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTFufbcx8DI

Otherwise I vote pancakes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnCVZozHTG8

Remember, it's never racism when it's directed at white folks.

As a public service announcement:

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Hey stupid, it's not racist if the people you're talking about are the same race / ethnicity as yourself. (Irish Travellers are white.)

Actually, it is. Singling out any race for hate -- even if it's your own -- is racism. Stupid.

How convenient then that they aren't even a race.

Yes. Their tears prevent AIDS and the amount of ass fucking that goes on by the government obviates the need for Gypsies.

Here's a good gypsy invasion:

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If by "Gypsies" you mean hot Romany dancing girls, then yes, I'm all for it.

If you're talking about the Irish Travellers or Romany men, hell no.

Make my vote... PANCAKES!

(Because all of the hot Romany know how to make you pancakes in the morning.)

I would say no, since I don't want to be sold a shitty car or have my property stolen.

So, do we have another addition to the "People Midnight Voodoo Anomaly Hates" list?

Wrong. According to the U.S. Census, it is permissible to list Irish as your race.

I'm calling it in favor of Pancakes, unless a stunning upset occurs.

Pancake Invasion in the works.

Can pancakes play the violin?

A Google image search suggests the answer is no.

Therefore, as entities to be invaded by go, pancakes are clearly inferior to gypsies.

I suspect, though, that if pancakes were invented that COULD play the violin, they would play better than gypsies.

Also, as I understand it, the average gypsy does not taste like delicious carbs and maple syrup.

The true threat lies in their joining forces. We wouldn't stand a chance against flap-jack flipping gypsies.

The clowns already have this technology; and anyway it'd be terrifying, seeing a gypsy caravan trailing a stovetop behind them for in-combat breakfast cookery.

Well, if our resident gypsy is any indication of what's in store, I gotta vote no.

I'm not surprised. It's long been clear those floppy shoed bastards are leading the way when it comes to cream pie warfare, and pancakes aren't all that different a weapon. What's really troubling is their the flying elephants and the near infinite capacity of their tiny troop transports.

Right? That's what I'm saying.

However, you neglect to examine each option's range of possibilities. While the likelihood of a pancake learning to play violin verges on zero, it seems reasonably plausible that a gypsy could be drenched in butter and syrup, although I can't speculate on how good the result would taste.

Romare are cool irish travelers sucj,

Well, if they all looked like this: