Happy Feast of Christ's Weenie Whack Day!

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  1. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    Yes, it's time to celebrate the Feast of the Circumcision of Christ
    BearTM, Jan 1, 2011
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    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Interesting, and we happen to be having hot dogs for dinner tonight.
    dkehler, Jan 1, 2011
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  3. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    The hell are you people talking about? :wtf:
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  4. BearTM

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  5. Bulldog

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    Bear has...interesting fixations...:unsure:
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  6. BearTM

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    It wasn't us Pagans that had to stretch for a reason to make January 1 a holy day... No, it took the Christians to come up with a feast celebrating a circumcision.
    BearTM, Jan 1, 2011
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  7. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Ummm...January 1 isn't a Christian holiday. It's a freak of the calendar. Even when I was in the Catholic church, I never heard this mentioned and it wasn't really a big deal.

    Admit it- you love teh weiner!
    Bulldog, Jan 1, 2011
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    Ding Dong the witch is dead, la la la ;)
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  9. Nautica

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    Where oh where is the Holy Foreskin?!? :discuss:
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  10. BearTM

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    Huh. Bulldog can't read a link to info about information.
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  11. Spaceturkey

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    St. Tallywhacker's Day?
    Spaceturkey, Jan 2, 2011
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    I just don't care about it as much as you do! :lol:
    Bulldog, Jan 2, 2011
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  13. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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  14. BearTM

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    As a minister in my church, I'm required to engage in continual expansion of knowledge.... Doesn't your church require the same?
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    This is theology...not anatomy class.
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  16. RickDeckard

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    How ridiculous. That sounds like something Monty Python came up with. The contortions that Christians and their theologians get themselves into over the biological and sexual functions of the man on whom they base their religion is amusing.

    I wonder if in Christian dogma, did Jesus ever have sex, masturbate or feel any sexual desire at all?

    When he went to the toilet, did he produce holy faeces? Was his piss divine in any way?
    RickDeckard, Jan 3, 2011
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  17. BearTM

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    Last time I looked, study of the various liturgies was in the realm of theology, not anatomy.
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    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    We Baptists don't deal in Roman Catholic-style liturgy.

    But we are still waiting to hear about your secret homosexual obsessions. :chris:
    Bulldog, Jan 3, 2011
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  19. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    no we aren't!!!:Puke:
    Spaceturkey, Jan 3, 2011
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  20. Bulldog

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    Well then, maybe Bear will let is know about the time he spent in that Turkish prison :chris:
    Bulldog, Jan 3, 2011
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