Happy Guy Fawkes Day

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  1. Chest Rockwell

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    Dear Britforge,

    Sure Guy Fawkes was a Catholic trying to set up a Catholic theocracy in England, but you have to admire the only Honest Man To Enter Parliament.

    I don't know exactly what you burn or blow up these days, but whatever it is, burn or blow one up for me.

    Remember, remember, the fifth of November...
  2. El Chup

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    Fuck off. I no more celebrate a religious fanatic who tries to bomb parliament that I ceelbrate one who blows himself up on the Tube. He was, quite simply, Britain's first terrorist threat.

    What do we burn? Effigys of the fucker.
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    Hey, there is a thread about the old bailey in the RR too what are the odds? V
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    What if he was wearing a bedsheet and a bomb vest? :towlie:
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  6. El Chup

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    What if he was?
  7. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Odds of what? This is about Guy Fawkes??
  8. Zombie

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    Hey!!

    That's racist and you'll be brought up on violating his human rights in front of the EU.

    Oh and he's on strike. Permanently.

    ;)
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    I've said it before, and I'll say it again.




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    Didn't he have Parkinson's?
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  12. Chris

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    The day's more about celebrating his failure and general anti-Catholicism.

    I always found the plot to be ironic, considering that the King and his successors were very sympathetic to Catholicism. Elizabeth's the one that ought to have been assassinated.