I am an obese man and I like to sit at home in my small flat drinking copious amounts of alcohol while trying my hand at writing. I have created many interesting texts and artistic works. I have been known on this board under several different username over the past 9 years. I am familiar with lawyers. I can destroy you if I want. I would like someone to send me a box of pizza rolls.
I have been employed by Firemark LLC to inform you that our client, Mr. Daniel Rodgers has filed a notice of intent to sue for identity theft. This is your one warning before we shut down this board.