Okay, I consider myself fairly liberal, even though I'm not a hippie, and I'm actually kinda evil.... Aaaanyhoo, I'm liberal, this board is media, so this post is my little scrap of "liberal media". I hereby decree that everyone in America has un-infringe-able gun rights. In fact, I want you to have a whole shitload of guns. You'll be needing them. And I want you to use them. On things that bleed. Fuck that paper shit. But, it can't be at a movie theater, restaurant, marathon, anything like that. That's chickenshit. That's like getting people in the shower, or on the toilet. (Which are out too, BTW) I want you to take on organized crime. Something that shoots back. And...you'll love this, you get to practice on GANGS! Oh yeah! How you liking me now?
Do the criminals have to wear some kind of sign? Am I immune from prosecution? If so, you may have a sale...
Given that the good folks outnumber the gangs by a thousand to one or more, this shouldn't take long.
Organized crime and gangs are the police's job, so we can't do anything about those. I mean geez, George Zimmerman wasn't even on duty for the neighborhood watch and look what they did to him. However, if organized crime or gangs try to do a home intrusion or attack me out somewhere, at least I'll have a fighting chance.
I dunno, the government's got some pretty good weapons... You had me at hello. Me, a couple dozen friends, a SAW and plenty of ammo for each, and it's house-cleaning time in South Central...
Well...let's just say the good people will be informed that they'd better not wear a red or blue bandanna, or a shark-skin suit for the next few months. If they didn't check their e-mail that week, too bad. Ideally....but better wear a ski-mask just in case.
