Hey Face...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by phantomofthenet, Oct 8, 2006.

  1. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    Is it true that when your rep goes black you never go back? :lol:

    I love the smell of chicken in the morning. It's the smell of...victory.

    :shooter: :shooter: :shooter:

    Face, you stupid bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!
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  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    If you read my book you'd know that the 3rd rule to rep war is that you cannot declare yourself the winner.

    That's not the point.

    The point is to make the target start a whine/bitch thread about the mistreatment he's received from others who are negging him.

    As you've proved yourself a poor and sloppy rep warrior you've taken it upon yourself to toot your own horn, so to speak. Now lacking any outlet - as your reps are meaningless - you've turned to your only option (the only one you've ever had). You've started a thread to troll me.

    You could have done this 3 weeks ago.

    Good job POTN. You quit your mod job so you could do this, proving yourself the most worthless fuck on all of WF. Was it worth it?
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  3. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    MAGNIFICENT bastard is the line I believe.
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  4. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    While Face makes a point, I would add that the other way for PTON to win would be to push Face in to the red. I don't believe that has happened yet, which means Face can continue his own neg rep campaigns with relative impunity. So it seems POTN has accomplished nothing at all.
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  5. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Yeah, as late as yesterday Face still had four green pips.
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  6. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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  7. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    Oh yes, it was worth it.

    But this is not yet over. Oh no.

    This rep war is to the pain.

    I've hurt you. And I wish to keep on hurting you.

    Therefore the negs will continue. Black or not, you will be hit. Every. Single. Day.

    I am going to take away one of your weapons - your ability to rep war. The Face of Wordforge shall be maimed, and laughed at by newbies as you walk past. Even when you decide to turn rep on again, people will need sunglasses to block out the glow of red when they look towards one of your avatars.

    I will leave your ears intact, though. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears.

    That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever, where even the most rank newbie shall be able to neg you and there will be nothing you can ever, ever do about it but sit there and get slapped like the bitch you are. :)

    Enjoy. You've got your wish. :tasvir:
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  8. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    Oh. Really.

    :?:
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  9. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Well that's cute, a little flare for the dramatic. I'm sure you're having trouble wrapping your little head around what just happened so I'm gonna give you some time to think and calm down. Right now, I want you to go downstairs, lie down on the couch, get your blankie and pop in a Firefly dvd and just rest. Rest POTN, because you need it. It's gonna take you a long time to make my black pip turn red and you're gonna need all the rest you can get.
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  10. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    That's all right. I've got nothing but time. :)
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  11. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Yeah, really. And your foolish posturing here and elsewhere will probably lead a larger group to keep propping him up, just so that you will appear even more impotent in your efforts.
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  12. Storm

    Storm Plausibly Undeniable

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    First rule of rep war is, you don't talk about rep war.

    :bergman:
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  13. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    That's the way I read the tea leaves.
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  14. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    Perhaps you're right.

    Let's talk about something else. Like how the Dodgers cried when the Mets beat the shit out of them...:)




    Better? :unsure:
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  15. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    There's already a thread on that. To start a second thread might be warnable for extreme trolling. No face exemptions on that one, I too am wounded by the Dodger's failing once more to win even one post season game.
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  16. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ahh thanks. I was so caught up in the Redsox that year, I missed that one. I was deeply concerned that they were entering the realm of baseball superstition, and might never win another post season game.
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  17. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Rep wars, how distasteful!
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  18. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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  19. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    For what? :soma:
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  20. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    No sweat. Forgive and forget.
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  21. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    I don't think it's really a good idea to do these types of threads, IMO. What if POTN fails to drive Face into the red?
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  22. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    Ah, but this instance, it's a thread hijacking, which is not against the rules. :borg:

    I too am glad SD won. I want to see how Piazza does against his old teammates.
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  23. Sherlock Holmes

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    Hi phantom.
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  24. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    He's been doing a pretty good job so far.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    :( :soholy: :soma: :cockrocking: :analplug:


    Rep wars so 2000!
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    You could always hire the A-Team, potn.

    Too bad they don't help liberals. :shrug:
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    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Yeah. This may well be the most ineptly waged rep war I've ever seen. Phantom's handling of it makes Howard "the Scream" Dean and the DNC look like seasoned professionals. :jayzus:
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  29. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Dont worry that shit'll buff out. :shakes:
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  30. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I'm sorry, could you repeat yourself?

    Oh. OK. I understand completely.

    Chicken smells like hypocrite.
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