Hi! I'm John, and I read about this board on Craigslist! There was an ad offering El Chups for sale, so now I'm the proud owner of my very own El Chup! They seem like such interesting animals! Some people think they're almost as smart as parrots, and I can certainly see why! I'll bring it in here so you can all see what it can do!
See? That's my El Chup! Isn't that the greatest trick ever? That's what El Chups do -- bond with their owners so much they imitate everything their owners do. I'll bet it thinks it's people!
Dan, Dan, the ninja man spends all the day sitting on the can never to have an employment plan each passing hour his life's hopes all wan even his mom couldn't be his fan looked down upon even by the klan life sucks if you're Dan the ninja man
Heh. That's pretty funny. You dropped the meter all over the place, but at least the rhyme was easy enough for ya.
Bored. Where's the fun in reviving an old name. If you have to go that route, I recommend you use visionrazer.
Okay, I'm going to take a mulligan on my introduction, because there was some initial goofing around happening. So, Take Two: Hi, I'm John Castle. I wasn't always, but that became my name a couple years ago. In case you're wondering, no, it wasn't because of a certain television character, although the television character and I have name-changing in common. I'm a writer by trade, divorced with one daughter. So far, I've written one produced indie film but three or four dozen short stories, none of which you're likely to have read unless your tastes in reading tend toward the bizarre. I have a long history with the long-timers here, most of it pretty contentious, but I hang out with these people because sometimes contentious can be fun. Stick around and you'll see.
