Hollywood HIV rumor

I checked Who's Dated Who for the Hollywood girls I've shagged since 2005 and they don't fit all the criteria that the Sun reported. So it's not me.

But still they came.

My money's on Charlie Sheen. That guy stands out for banging high-risk groups like prostitutes and porn stars.

Vaginal sex, perhaps.

If an A-list actor wants to fuck a woman in the ass, do you think she'll decline?

IIRC 4.2 billion years give or take a hundred million here or there.

Why? He's actually right.

Yes - if she doesn't like it that way.

And how is she supposed to decline when Cosby has her all drugged up?

Thought we were talking A list?

Well, at one time Cosby was A+!

And frankly, if Cosby was HIV positive it would be really scary because how many women in Hollywood would think "OMG! That two hours I can't account for when I was passed out in that hotel room!!!!"

He could have banged everybody.

I've had some trouble believing that Bill Cosby abused all the women he is claimed to have. If he did I don't see how he had time to do television shows and pudding commercials.

Gloria Allred is collecting Cosby accusers the way a homeless person collects cans for recycling.

Not even old enough to buy a fucking beer! What kind of a bullshit law is that?

My guess is Bruce Willis.

As for DiCaprio: either gay (and "dating" models is a Bruce Wayne-level cover) or kinda shallow. If he's straight, he could have most any woman he wants, yet he sticks mainly to supermodels. Does that strike anyone else as odd?

I was thinking the same thing! If I were a rich talented celebrity I would bang that check-out girl at the Food Lion grocery who's got a skin condition but a decent body, or that girl at Jiffy Lube with the Jewfro and prosthetic arm - and I think a glass eye. I never asked her about it, because she's 6 feet 2 and pretty athletic.

There's always room for Jell-O!

It's Charlie Sheen, apparently he's announcing it on some show tomorrow.

I was always more of an Emilio Estevez fan anyways.

Well that's it. I'm returning his vial of tiger blood!

Yep. Just came here to post.

Charlie Sheen To Reveal He Has HIV In “Today” Show Interview With Matt Lauer

http://a.msn.com/r/2/BBn4WKT?a=1&m=EN-US

So who has he banged? I may need to cross some plans off my list.

Isn't this a criminal offense? Maybe it should be.

I don't think laws apply to Charlie Sheen.

Criminalize sex if you have an STD?

Criminalise having sex with someone when you know you have HIV and not telling them.

He's Charlie Sheen. Everybody should already know that he has 18 different kinds of VD.

4.66, yes, I knew that off the top of my head. So you are off by almost half a billion (which is more than a couple hundred million).

I called! There are going to be some angry porn stars and prostitutes in Hollywood tonight because he probably gave them all HIV.

According to this you are 112 million years off.

Though I'm uncertain why it makes any difference one way or the other.

http://www.space.com/24854-how-old-is-earth.html

It is probably slightly older than that as the moon creation event (the earth got hit by a Mars sized body) remelted the planet thus we have no rocks from before that event.