Oh, hello potential Wordforge Bulletin Board System joiner, I am pleased to have met me. My name is John, and I like all kinds of things. I think you'll find I'm delightfully cheeky, often sarcastic, compassionate by default, and that my heart is always in the right place, even if my shoelaces are tied while I'm walking the tightrope of reason. My motto, if I had a motto, which I don't, though by posting this as a motto it may be attributed to me as being my motto, which is most certainly isn't, would have to be: "Life is a pile of shit, but you do what you can with it, then you die, and then over time you become forgotten unless you did something really great, but eventually, mankind will forget you, and then one day all of mankind will be forgotten." Damn, that's not really a motto as it is more of a screed. Well, then that's my screed. Not my motto. My record for not having a motto remains. Though I do have a screed, but I have a number of them, so it doesn't really matter so much as if I were to have a motto. It's like having a "Collector's Edition" anything. Just because they say it's a Collector's Edition doesn't mean it really is. That's usually for the suckers. What were we talking about?
My motto is "if you haven't been thrown out of the best places in town, you're not having enough fun". ... uh .. I don't have a screed.
