Homophobes, why do you care?

That's the bit I'm having trouble with.

Everything gay people do that disgusts you happens behind closed doors, and is none of your business.

I mean, you know there are straight people into shitting on each other, and puking on each other, and pissing in each other's mouths, right?
Howcome you're not imagining that, and twitching in revulsion?
Just the gay stuff?
Weird.

"It's a sin!!!".

Who gives a shit?
I mean, thievery is a sin, murder is a sin, howcome you're not reading crime statistics, listening to the police band radio, and grinding your teeth in fury constantly?
You don't seem to give a fuck.
Just the gay stuff though.
Weird.

"God will punish us if we do nothing!! Hurricanes!! Tsunamis!!".

Funny how God didn't send storms after the bank bailouts.
Funny how God sat on his ass for 9/11.
Funny how he sat out the BP oil spill.
Funny how he sat out the Iraq and Afghan wars.
And this part really gets me.....why did he not punish your grandparents for letting the ACTUAL FUCKING HOLOCAUST happen?!?!?!?

Just the gay stuff though.
Weird.

Yeah. Consenting adults. Case closed!!! I will never get why some people are so interested what other people do in their bedrooms. It should be an absolute non-issue. Perhaps it is because society is completely oversexed but underfucked. People have become completely neurotic when it comes to sex. It's just sex...

God doesn't pick and choose between which sins are worse than others, but God doesn't own a bakery. The hypocrisy of business owners who decide some sins cross the line, but others don't is obviously what keeps them in business.

I'll indulge you. First, you proceed from a false assumption as there is no "fear" of homosexuals involved. No one would care, as far as I can tell, what freaks do amongst themselves. I do appreciate that you equate these people with the other weirdos you mentioned. They should have parades celebrating their activities too, no?

And who's not complaining about crime, murder, drugs and fatherless families? We discuss the "brown" community all the time, don't we?

All the other garbage you posted is meaningless. We have been given free will. Live your live as a disgusting individual (like the above) if you so choose. You (and they) will be held accountable.

Next.

Well, that was a bunch of derp, but thanks for playing, anyway.


Collect your Turtle Wax and Rice-A-Roni on the way out.

As opposed to connecting the BP oil spill to human freak shows. Riiiight...

Homophobes and their religious madness are only one side of the coin. So you are a man, but you want to be a woman? You identify as genderfluid, asexual, pansexual, bisexual, metrosexual, you get aroused by old people in clown costumes? Good for you! More power to you! But don't bother me with it, I just don't care! Each to his own.

Who says people don't? I've made it pretty clear that any kind of sexual relations that is not between a married man and woman disgusts me.

What more do you want?

All those are parts of God's plan.

Except the gays.

If God had planned the gays, that makes God a little bit gay Himself.

Even besides that, the idiot baker didn't have to blast out his own beliefs. He could've lied and said he was booked for that day and they'd have no proof of his bigotry.

The difference between militant atheists and militant theists is that atheists won't lose business over a couple having a Christian wedding or refuse to treat a baby because the parents are Muslim.

What if the watersports couple is married?
Then it's all golden, right?

Only if they're dehydrated.

Wow. What an evil little cretin you are.

I hate to break it to you, but homosexuals have existed since the dawn of humanity. It is a perfectly natural side product of evolution and scientists concluded long ago that it was not an elected choice as loathesome bigots like you would still claim. What's more, it is not something limited to human beings.

The only reasons you consider those people abnormal is because they do not always conform to the masculine stereotype that society has created and because a 2000 year old storybook tells you so, despite not even knowing who wrote it. The latter is particularly nonsensical.

These people in no way impact your life, your security, or your democratic freedoms. Promoting hatred against someone who is no threat to you is pure nastiness and whatever bullshit you dress it up in, it doesn't change the fact that the hate is mostly, if not entirely, one way in this instance.

Wow, what a complete non answer that was. This is derp that is worthy of Paladin slicing it out into its own thread.

People like yourself don't get that your attitude and that of your ilk is why younger folks are leaving the church in droves.

Married couples can do what they want with each other as long as both agree to it. There are some things neither me nor my wife want to do even with each other.

Hey! Gay marriage would fix everything!
Oh, wait..."tradition", "word definition".
Right...darn.

How is that relevant?

And you forget situational homosexuality.

Do you know what he was referring to?

Do you apply this to same sex marriages?

Sex is a lot like oxygen: it's not a big deal unless you aren't getting any.

So called "same sex marriages" are not actually marriages. Marriage is one man, one woman. Calling "homosexual unions" a "marriage" is like calling Monopoly money legal currency.

It sure shoots down the "it's unnatural", argument.

Anything that exists is natural.
If magical things exist in another universe, the second they set foot in our universe, they're natural.

Except you can (and many people have) survive just fine weeks, months, years, and even a lifetime without sex.

You can hardly say the same about oxygen.

Rape and murder have been around since the "dawn of humanity" as well.

That doesn't make them "natural" acts.

There's no magical fairy dust that makes money "real".
It's just our universal belief in it.
If tomorrow, some Wall-Street guys figure out an exchange rate for Monopoly money, it'll be traded.

...the fuck is situational homosexuality?

They are natural. They just aren't great for society.

People in environments where there is only one sex in the entire available population.

Prisons being the prime modern example.

Actually, yeah, it does.
Like I said, everything that exists is natural.
Murder helps you defend yourself.
Rape helped our ancient ancestor breed.
They're just not too compatible with civilized society these days.