How is Paladin going to die?

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I vote alone on the toilet. If it was good enough for Elvis...

Shot by his son on the toilet, with a weapon that shouldn't have been around in the first place, Tywin Lannister style.

Got Dipped. Showered, then had a heart attack alone on the toilet

Sharks.

In the forthcoming genocide of white people, obviously. Same as me.

given what we know about him, pretty sure he's already dead. at least on the inside.

Paladin will live forever.

I have seen it.

Leave those sharks alone!

@Paladin will die by having his nuts bit off by a Laplander!

I believe it’s called a brontaroc.

On the toilet, but not alone.

Ever been at someone's house, having a conversation like normal people, and then the home owner gets up, walks to the bathroom, pulls down their pants, sits on the toilet, and just continues talking to you like they're not some weirdo just shitting in front of everyone instead of closing the door and turning the fan on to cover any impolite noises like a civilized person?

Neither have I, but I have a feeling that would change if I ever went over to @Paladin's house. He definitely shits with the bathroom door open. He also seems like the type who uses a urinal with his pants around his ankles.

That's his personal choice.

Megatron shoves a lightsaber in his kidney, then shoots the wound with explosive bullets.

"I will always be alive!"

He's describing freedom. You're free to wear pants if you want to, but Paladin won't.

Nononono. Paladin is lodged in the GOP's ass, not the other way round.

I'm pretty sure it's both, like some kind of anal ouroboros, or Klein colon.

Mobius strip of the ass?

"Paladin died, as he had lived. A fucking idiot."

Morgan can only do so much.

Odd you've chosen a guy who was willing to die over lack of accountability.

Taxed to death.

Of the ass?

Perhaps.

He's not worth that much. You wanna talk tax issues, look at the GOP and their constant lumping of any tax burden on ANYONE other than those able to afford it.