Please offer suggestions. I redroomed this for the sole purpose of expecting vile and inappropriate answers for my enjoyment and the enjoyment of any other poor soul in the fast food industry. And if that isn't enough of a reason.....<insert name here> likes it in the butt.
"Sorry, we've only got Whoppers today. Yeah, I don't know why. It's a thing." "Oh, you want the manager? I'm the manager."
First one doesn't work since that's how this one group of guys screws with us at least twice a week.....lol i like the second one
If you say it with a serious enough face, you can convince old ladies you've stopped selling whatever it is they want. I always used to give it to them anyway. They looked so sad and confused, I felt bad for them.
"Oh, you want a Big Mac combo? How about you get your supersized ass out of here and get some exercise, you fat fuck."
Let me understand this. You work at McDonalds, sell the shittiest food in the world, and want to screw with your loyal (dumb) customers who buy your crappy product and are responsible for paying your meager wages? No, fuck you.
Why don't you just quit and make double your salary by collecting [-]money from Obama's stash[/-] unemployment for two years?
I can make more money standing on the street corner with a gas-can panhandling for change than I could by working at McD's! I think I'd also feel better about myself at the end of the day too.
First off, if you quit your job you are ineligible for UI. Next, you realize that UI payments are based on a percentage of your previous salary, right? That means you ALWAYS get less then you made before with a max pay out (in my state anyway) of $1900 per month. I don't know what rents are where you live but the average three bedroom town house in San Diego goes for around $2000 per month while real houses cost much more and it is almost impossible to find anything under $1500 unless you're we're talking about a studio but even those typically go for $900 in the shittiest part of town and considerably more in better parts of town. I honestly don't know how anyone survives on UI unless they have a second income from their spouse. Lord knows I couldn't do it. Just my mortgage payment (with home owner's fees and the monthly amount of property tax I need to put away) is around $2800. I have a good income and can pay that along with all the other usual expenses and my car payment but the idea that someone would willingly want to become homeless and lose everything (because $1900 a month is a joke in noncrappy places) just seems retarded to me.
Well, my post was in jest, but your post made me wonder. According to his location (you can almost hear the banjos) I'm going to speculate Louisville, Kentucky. Not too urban, not too rural. Making the minimum wage in that state of $7.25, one would be eligible for $197 weekly. That's about $854 a month. This is considering your job is the restroom cleaner/potential after-hours rapist. Monthly rentals in Louisville, KY, the most populated city in the state, start from $475. Hmmm, probably somewhere on a street thats name starts with "M" and ends with "Jr." so let's say around $650 then for something slightly nicer. Not too bad. The $204 over would probably pay for utilities. This of course includes cable tv and internet. Can't live without those! This doesn't include food stamps, welfare, or medicaid. No, you won't live like a king. But you'll live pretty decently if you're used to the lifestyle of a burger flipper. If you're lucky, you can find some side work that involves payment not reported to the government. If you're very lucky, you have 2 or 3 other people in your household collecting the same benefits.
Just noticed that the house is right next door to the Univ of Louisville's football stadium and Churchill downs. You can setup your yard for college football parking and blow that cash at the track!
Pull out an instrument and you'll actually be performing (hur hur) a public service while you were at it. I hear street performers can make bank.
