How will "how will_____die?" die?

This thread.

No, the other thread.

With a How it Should Have Ended video.

Not with a whimper, but with a

Lack of interest or becomes tedious.

That explanation has been falsified.

It will die when everyone here is dead and we finally have definitive answers.

Until then, we must continue until everyone has a thread. Yes, including all the John Castle duals, who must have separate, explicit deaths of their own.

Another list I didn't make.

Better tweet about it.

No poll, invalid thread.