How will Kommander die?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Kommander, Feb 21, 2022.

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How will Kommander's life end?

  1. DEA raid on his "indoor garden."

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%

  2. Murdered by irate DoorDash customer for delivering cold Chipotle yet again.

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%

  3. Gunned down for delivering DoorDash on GrubHub turf.

    4 vote(s)
    40.0%

  4. Bludgeoned by Federal Farmer with an unlicensed trophy.

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%

  5. Who gives a fuck?

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%

  6. Minsc throws Boo at him while shouting "Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!" (Baba option)

    5 vote(s)
    50.0%
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  1. Kommander

    Kommander Bandwagon

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    If @Lanzman gets to create his own thread, I see no reason why I shouldn't.
    Kommander, Feb 21, 2022
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  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    The Original Faceman, Feb 21, 2022
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Accidentally eating mystery meat from WF fridge.

    Tererune, Feb 22, 2022
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  4. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Lanzman, Feb 22, 2022
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  5. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Faceman suffers a prolonged fit of boredom and kills Kommander in a desperate attempt to find relief.
    Lanzman, Feb 22, 2022
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