I’m no geographer or mathematician but by all objective measures Mariners > Jays.

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  1. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    The Dodgers welcome the Padres to the NLDS. We will see you both tat Dodger Stadium for games one and two and Dodger Stadium South for game three.
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  2. matthunter

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    He's right! They had Treehawk, Battlehawk, Terrahawk, Hawkwing and Spacehawk. But Zelda rarely attacked from the ocean.

    And maybe they needed the Thunderbirds to feel like they still had something novel.
  3. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    What the fuck Seattle? Man up. Take down the Trashtros. The Houston Asterisks. Fucking pathetic.
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  4. MikeH92467

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    Boy, Mariners coughed up Game 1 to the Astros BIG TIME!! :ramen:
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  5. Bickendan

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    Seattle got Astroturfed? :unsure:
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  6. Steal Your Face

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    Mariners eliminated:) Braves eliminated:(
  7. We Are Borg

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    The Leafs suck and have always sucked.

    Don't you ever compare my Jays to those fuckers. :nono:
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  8. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    I was at last Saturday's game. Never has defeat been snatched from the jaws of victory so fast. Some really bad calls by both Schneider and the umpires.

    On the plus side, I still live in the Toronto area. In Canada.

    Fuckwads like @Ancalagon are stuck in Seattle. In America.

    So yeah, my team lost a baseball game.

    But we're winning in the game of life!
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  9. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    There is a way to solve this, and it might get the US a needed kick in the ass to fix some issues like health care... ok, I can't type that with a straight face.

    See, the Russian Duma apparently went full snark mode and extended an offer saying if any US state were thinking of seceding, they'd consider an application to join Russia.

    If Canada did that, I'm sure the Left Coast would consider maple leaf shields along I-5...
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  10. Eightball

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    Guardians will win it all because God likes the name change.
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  11. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Admittedly I wouldn't have pulled Gausman, though even by that point there was a couple of "what ifs" that ran up his pitch count - but that said, from that choice on, the rest of that game was a series of moments that were each improbable on their own and each new layer making the whole even more improbable. To lose was the result of some 5,6,7 highly improbable things happening in succession.

    That, as they say, is baseball. If the Mets, Braves, and DODGERS can be kicked to the curb by lesser teams then I can accept the Jays' fate.
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