I ain't black?

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  1. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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  2. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    And when he looks at his watch and says "uh-oh, I'm on trouble.." He looked like it was time to take his meds. Not good.
  3. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Well, technically no human is "black." We're all various shades of brown. A person with skin that was literally black would look kind of odd.
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  4. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Oh goody, the old white racist dem presidential candidate is telling black people how to be black. That should work out well. Who would have ever thought the white dude who accosted black people at a public pool for being black would do something like this?
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  5. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Roaches!
  6. Max Rebo

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    Cornpop is gonna be PISSED
  7. K.

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    Yeah. You certainly used to be convinced you're white.
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  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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  9. MikeH92467

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    Whether or not you're black, your online persona is one of an asshole.
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  10. Max Rebo

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    What the fuck is a charlamagne tha god ? This dudes name is Leonard.
  11. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Seems logical.
  12. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    What the fuck is a Trump? The family's last name is drumpf.
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  13. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    WTF is a "Max Rebo"? Aside from an unfamiliarity with apostrophes...
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    Some people really can't focus. I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS GUY LEONARD WHO CALLS HIMSELF CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD. What's the backstory on that?

    Hell, Bubba the Love Sponge makes more sense.
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  15. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Why would he use your nickname? I don't get it.
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  16. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I thought this might be some BS but Newsweek usually doesn't misquote people that poorly.

    I'd feel badly but the black boomers who help bump this turd we'd nearly gotten rid of for good did it to themselves. We knew who Biden was. Fuck 'im.
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  17. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    You also can't be gay if you support Trump. Just ask @Diacanu ;)
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  18. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    This has been the Democratic Party stance for decades, assume they have the black vote on lock. Time to escape the plantation, folks.
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  19. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    No, the fact that you let Tasvir fist you with his stump with White Diamonds lotion lube is proof enough for us :borg:
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  20. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Tell me what the Republican Party will do for us.

    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd go.
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  21. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Now, now. You know you're not supposed to expect the GOP to do anything for the 99%, regardless of color. :nono:
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  22. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    If I were you, I wouldn't vote by party, but individual. I certainly wouldn't vote for the party of slavery, Jim Crow, and now socialism though.
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  23. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    The politicians Formerly Known as Dixiecrats would be furious with you for calling them socialist.
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  24. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I'm not calling them socialist.
  25. Rimjob Bob

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    Blacks are the reason Biden won the primaries. Who does he need to convince exactly?
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  26. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Corn Pop.
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    The question was what will the Republican Party do for black folks
    Can you not answer that or are you too embarrassed to answer that
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  28. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So you aren't familiar with how many Dixiecrats flipped to Republican following the Civil Rights Act?
  29. Max Rebo

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    When slavery ended. Slaves often stayed. The slavers would say. Where you gonna go how you gonna eat.

    That’s the mental plantation after the physical one was smashed.

    What Joe said today was I own you. Where you gonna go?
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  30. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I would suggest looking up the Republican Party platform. I'm not a Republican, well, not in the sense that I support the Republican party. I'm a small r republican, Jeffersonian or classical liberal.
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